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    cooking with crack

    This is a question a cw got today. This is how he stated it to the rest of us:

    best q of the day: how addictive is crack? part II: does cooking crack down make it crystal meth?

    mabye I should have called this thread, "Today's science questions".

    I just got a question from one of our regulars who is always calling in with "science" questions. Mostly he asks if phasers (Star Trek) are real, is it true there is another planet in the Solar System with an atmosphere. Today he starts off:

    guy: I really don't, ah, I have a science question. It's about Mars. Is it true...Is it as big as a *gabbled, but sounds like whale*?
    me: I'm sorry, I didn't understand the last part about Mars.
    guy: Is Mars as big as a *gabbled, but sounds like whale*?
    me: Is Mars as big as a whale?
    guy: nah, I have a qusetion about Mars. Is it as big as our moon.
    me: let me check
    and I go here to read some threads for fun.
    me: Mars is bigger than the moon.
    guy: ok, thanks.
    Last edited by depechemodefan; 10-22-2009, 04:16 PM. Reason: adding
    Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

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    Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus & Neptune all have atmospheres. Mars is one quarter the size of the Earth. It's much bigger than the Moon.

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    • #3
      Problem with the atmosphere question is that numb nuts probably equates "it has an atmosphere" to "I could survive while breathing it".

      Some day I hope people will pay teachers enough to take the time to pound such stupidity out of children's heads... a task their parents are clearly failing at.
      Sorry, my cow died so I don't need your bull

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      • #4
        Quoth depechemodefan View Post
        Mostly he asks if phasers (Star Trek) are real,
        No...Not yet...

        *returns to his Mad nonscientists' workshop*
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        • #5
          Quoth EvilEmpryss View Post
          Problem with the atmosphere question is that numb nuts probably equates "it has an atmosphere" to "I could survive while breathing it".
          so...let's send them there. see what happens.
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          • #6
            If only... The SC/EW Express, right to Uranus.
            Sorry, my cow died so I don't need your bull

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            • #7
              Quoth EvilEmpryss View Post
              If only... The SC/EW Express, right to Uranus.
              I thought it was changed to Urectum.
              To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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              • #8
                Quoth Mr Hero View Post
                I thought it was changed to Urectum.
                That's close to Udamnearkilledum, isn't it?
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                • #9
                  ....Okay I'm still coping with the crack question. It will take me a moment to process the stupid astronomy question.

                  Alrighty. Yes, let's send them all off in a rocket ship. ^-^

                  Quoth EvilEmpryss View Post
                  Some day I hope people will pay teachers enough to take the time to pound such stupidity out of children's heads... a task their parents are clearly failing at.
                  Yes paying teacher's more is always a good idea! My future self really likes that idea.
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                  • #10
                    Quoth Bright_Star View Post
                    Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus & Neptune all have atmospheres. Mars is one quarter the size of the Earth. It's much bigger than the Moon.
                    I thought everyone knew this. Along with Io, Europa, Titan, and Triton.

                    Quoth Green_Fairy View Post
                    so...let's send them there. see what happens.
                    Except for Europa. We can attempt no landing there.
                    It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Green_Fairy View Post
                      so...let's send them there. see what happens.
                      Quoth Pagan View Post
                      Except for Europa. We can attempt no landing there.
                      All the more reason to send them to Europa...
                      "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                      "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                      "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                      "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                      "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                      "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                      Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                      "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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                      • #12
                        The guy who called yesterday asking if crack is addictive and can you turn it into crystal meth is this same guy I talked to yesterday:

                        http://www.customerssuck.com/board/s...ad.php?t=55274

                        He called back today and asked if crack is addictive. My cw read something to him. When she was done with the call, she said, "I wish I could speak to sober people". She then told the story about a drunk guy who came in yesterday and wanted to use the bathroom. The cop told him he will speak with him outside. Cw thinks cop should have let him used the bathroom first, before drunk pees on him.

                        Anyway, meth guy says he's been trying to get off of crystal meth for the past 3 months.
                        Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

                        Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

                        I wish porn had subtitles.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth EricKei View Post
                          All the more reason to send them to Europa...
                          ... You will be landing in Europa.

                          (Just how far into Europa? We're not sure.)...

                          Thanks to Jose Jimenez, Mercury 8.
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                          • #14
                            Quoth EricKei View Post
                            All the more reason to send them to Europa...
                            Of course, we have to wait at least until next year when Jupiter becomes Lucifer. But do we really want to inflict them on the Europans?
                            It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Pagan View Post
                              Except for Europa. We can attempt no landing there.
                              Considering the type of people we are sending, do you really think it matters if it is a landing or a crash?

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