Those of you in the UK will be well aware of this, but for everyone else, the British postal service is on strike. There are already millions of items of post stacked up in warehouses all over the country, including, it seems, several of my credit card statements and a rather nice sweater I ordered two weeks ago. Bad times.
Anyway, apparently this is all MY fault.
BB: Your friendly neighbourhood publishing editor BookBint
SC: Arsey author who needs a good kicking
*telephone rings*
BB: Hello, HistoryPublishingHouse, BookBint speaking.
SC: This is Arsey Author. I sent my signed contract to you FIVE days ago and you haven't returned a copy to me!!!
BB: Ah, hello Arsey. I'm afraid we haven't yet received your contract. I guess it must be the postal strike. Once we get it we'll return it to you by the courier service we're using at the moment until the post is up and running again.
One would assume that would be that. Oooooooh no.
SC: But I sent it FIVE days ago!
BB: Well there have been local strikes on around our area even before the national one, so it's probably sitting in a warehouse somewhere. If you want I'll courier you another copy and you can courier it back?
SC: That's not good enough! I sent it FIVE days ago!
This went on for ages. How he had sent it FIVE days ago. Yes, I get it. But it's not MY fault the posties have downed tools, why the frick are you shouting at me? On and bloody on.
Anyway, apparently this is all MY fault.
BB: Your friendly neighbourhood publishing editor BookBint
SC: Arsey author who needs a good kicking
*telephone rings*
BB: Hello, HistoryPublishingHouse, BookBint speaking.
SC: This is Arsey Author. I sent my signed contract to you FIVE days ago and you haven't returned a copy to me!!!
BB: Ah, hello Arsey. I'm afraid we haven't yet received your contract. I guess it must be the postal strike. Once we get it we'll return it to you by the courier service we're using at the moment until the post is up and running again.
One would assume that would be that. Oooooooh no.
SC: But I sent it FIVE days ago!
BB: Well there have been local strikes on around our area even before the national one, so it's probably sitting in a warehouse somewhere. If you want I'll courier you another copy and you can courier it back?
SC: That's not good enough! I sent it FIVE days ago!
This went on for ages. How he had sent it FIVE days ago. Yes, I get it. But it's not MY fault the posties have downed tools, why the frick are you shouting at me? On and bloody on.


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