By the way..

[Mr Hero]

LOL. j/k..we didnt do it on purpose, but the 3 largest breasted girls, myself and the aide included, ended up going back in there to make sure he behaved while anyone was in there. Basically as backup and to watch his hands.

This post is useless without pics.
/kidding

[42_42_42]

pics? no, thank you, there's not enough brain bleach in the world!

I don't suppose you could tell him that every time he rubs one out, he's taking another week off his life?

[El Pollo Guerrera]

And short of physically or chemically restraining him, what can we do? I asked my manager that and she looked at me like I was crazy. IDK. Its part of the job of guess.

It sounds to me that it's a part of the job that the manager just doesn't understand...

Maybe you should arrange a meeting between your manager and Mr. Winky...

[ThirdGenRetail]

How about if you need to bring ice into his room, 'trip' and spill it ALL over his lap Seriously, though? That could be called.. I can't remember the term, but I think it might be 'hostile work environment' if management is doing nothing about this guy pulling out Wee Willy Winky.

[Amina516]

Unless management is going to tuck it BACK into his jammies everytime...theres nothing to be done. Except try to expedite this guys care and get him the hell outta there. According to me knowledge he shouldve left sometime today. Ill find out Wednesday.

[XCashier]

Some suggestions:
1. Point and laugh. Have all the girls do this. Every time.
or
2. Pea shooter.

3. Full body cast.

4. Pitcher of ice water.

[DeltaSierra]

Get an adult onesie and put him in it....backwards.

[Andara Bledin]

Aren't there any male nurses that could deal with this loser?

I imagine he might stop it if the only person who came into his room any more was a guy.

Bonus points if the guy in question happens to be obviously gay.

^-.-^

[draftermatt]

My wife's a nurse. She's seen much the same thing.

She comes home, complains a bit and goes back to work. No need to bring it up to management there's nothing to be done when working a job like that.

People are still sick and you legally can't throw them out for being jerks/impatient/inappropriate.

Security isn't going to want to deal with a perverted old man all the time. They've got drug users freaking out in the ER to deal with.

It's a part of the job. If people are jerks to the waiter they're going to be jerks to the nurse too, probably even more so.

[Broomjockey]

B/c security WONT do this. If we call them everytime, WE will be the ones to get in trouble.

Yep, reality trumps what should be done, darn near every time. Hope he's gone. Even if it's not a huge deal, it's still annoying to put up with, and you shouldn't have to go through it.

[tollbaby]

Reminds me of my father-in-law's first hospital roomate, who once kept yelling for a wet washcloth, so I, being the efficient daughter-in-law that I am, went off and got him one, only to find him spread eagle, naked, rubbing his nethers when I went around the curtain to bring it to him. My slightly shocked expression when the nurse finally walked in to attend to my father-in-law had me explaining what had happened over at the nurses' station... they told me they never send in female nurses to help this guy, because he's always playing with himself and taking his clothes off, so they send the big burly male nurse LOL

[Metody]

Sounds like the guy needed an extra-large foley.

*sigh*

I'm in nursing classes now, and they're already warning us about the crap patients and patient's families will pull. Oh, boy, it sure sounds like I picked a fun field.

[tropicsgoddess]

I think I need to shotgun some after reading this post..

[Tigress]

My department and most of my activities are male-dominated, so I have to deal with the occasional douchebag with an unhealthy fascination with his anatomy.

I find the best response to this sort of behavoir is none at all. Don't even react when it whips it out. Just shrug and say, "So what? You've got nothing I haven't seen before." Then go about what you need to do and leave without further comment.

[jackfaire]

I find the best response to this sort of behavoir is none at all. Don't even react when it whips it out. Just shrug and say, "So what? You've got nothing ."

Edited for my amusement