Nat'l motel chain =/= brothel

[bhskittykatt]

So while working on http://www.customerssuck.com/board/s...ad.php?t=56562 , I was recalled of this incident that happened my first year working at <major national motel chain>. I am SO glad I was not the housekeeper this guy talked to!

Anyways, SC came up to the front desk, and he was FURIOUS because one of the housekeepers refused to orally service him. Um, no, our housekeepers don't offer that sort of room service...

Then, SC demanded a refund! I don't remember enough of the original conversation (I was listening from the break room), but apparently SC seriously believed that <major national motel chain> was a brothel! He wanted us to refund him so he could leave...because our housekeepers, or "f**king w***es", as he referred to us, weren't actually prostitutes and refusing to orally service him. I wish I could say this guy was just messing around, but he was dead serious. He wanted a refund...because we wouldn't get him off!

Somewhere in the middle of all this, the housekeeper he accosted came down to the break room. She was very upset and totally freaking out about the guy and was about to go tell the front desk when I stopped her and whispered "Shhh...that's the guy out there!" We listened on with serious expressions on our faces.

Awesome desk clerk then commenced to totally rip him a new one, explaining how <major national motel chain> was a family-friendly, reputable motel chain, and how DARE he talk about our housekeepers like that! She used something along the lines of "sad, sick man" and a lot of "f**k you, and that's not an offer" in her tirade against him.

I think he actually got a refund, though, just so we could get rid of the pervert and get him off the property. I know SC went on our "special list," so he's not going to be renting from us ever again.

I'm pretty sure brothels are only legal in the US in Las Vegas, which we are far from. Even then, we are <major national motel chain>, not <tiny local motel running illicit operations under the table>, so why would he expect us to service his junk?!?! Some people are just gross!

[South Texan]

Seriously, guys. Those stories in the Letters to Penthouse NEVER happened - and those fantasies certainly never will happen to you.

It doesn't matter that the ultra sexy, barely eighteen-year-old maid at the letter writer's motel eagerly did whatever he wanted and then some. She ain't real, and the real housekeeper is not turned on by you. Accept it.

[crashhelmet]

Brothels are illegal in Vegas. The laws state Brothels are illegal where the population of the county exceeds 250,000 people. Vegas eats that up alone, and screws the rest of Clark County. Closest ones are about 50 miles away in a Nye county. Although, there is still a movement to make prostitution legal downtown (They'll do anything to try and make it generate more business ;p).

Without derailing too much, the two brothels in Nye County were formally within the town of Pahrump. In an effort to keep another prospective owner form opening one across the street from them, the town board banned brothels within the town limits and redrew the town lines. The brothels now sit on an island of county land, surrounded by town land. So the business owner did what any sourly beaten competitor would do. He opened a strip club on the main highway, built to look like a castle.

Back to the OT... How Wee Todd Did do you have to be to think that hotel/motel staff anywhere are required to fluff more than your pillows?

CH

[bainsidhe]

Before a refund, I'd call the cops.

[chainedbarista]

mm, no refund, call the cops and maybe file a suit for sexual harrassment against the moron.

[jackfaire]

If the guy is married maybe a quick anonymous call to his wife after all he is putting her health at risk.

[Imogene]

Back to the OT... How Wee Todd Did do you have to be to think that hotel/motel staff anywhere are required to fluff more than your pillows?

CH

Well, you could call it a pillow, but he wasn't THAT hung, I'm sure...

[slavetotheman]

The real question is, what hotel does he usually stay at?

[Andara Bledin]

I would hope that were this ever to come up for anyone in the future that they think to call the cops on any f***sticks who think this sort of behavior is even remotely acceptable.

He can be tagged with soliciting, sexual harassment, battery, and possibly even assault, depending on how forceful he tried to be.

Although, if the situation threatens to be unsafe, then sure, give the guy a refund and get him the hell away from you.

And then call the cops on his abusive ass.

Seriously, guys. Those stories in the Letters to Penthouse NEVER happened - and those fantasies certainly never will happen to you.

They're written by paid writers. It's a fairly lucrative business, I'm told, if you can get into it.

Oh, and most of them are women, too.

^-.-^

[dalesys]

...They're written by paid writers. It's a fairly lucrative business, I'm told, if you can get into it.

Oh, and most of them are women, too.

^-.-^

Like 'The Unwed Mother' in Heinlein's "—All You Zombies—"...

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

My first thought was "if this national hotel chain's name rhymes with "Boat Hell Fix", then it's about as close to a brothel as you can get in a hotel chain."

[bhskittykatt]

My first thought was "if this national hotel chain's name rhymes with "Boat Hell Fix", then it's about as close to a brothel as you can get in a hotel chain."

You got the right brand. And while we do get prostitutes who try to do business out of the rooms (and who we immediately try and kick out...legal issues make this a lot harder than you'd think), you still don't go to the STAFF to get that kind of thing!

[Mr Hero]

There was a story in the news a few months back about a hotel in that same brand. The GM was involved in a prostitution ring. The same "Boat Hell Fix" that's just behind my hotel.

[fireheart]

You got the right brand. And while we do get prostitutes who try to do business out of the rooms (and who we immediately try and kick out...legal issues make this a lot harder than you'd think), you still don't go to the STAFF to get that kind of thing!

Unless the guy has a maid fetish. But still.....

I would've introduced him to Mr. Salmon to the gonads.

[depechemodefan]

Seriously, guys. Those stories in the Letters to Penthouse NEVER happened - and those fantasies certainly never will happen to you.

\\One of my professors was a Playboy Advisor. He said he wished he could respond (when a guy writes in "is this normal?" or that ilk), "don't worry about it." But since it was Playboy, the responses had to be more thoughtful.

But yeah, I just don't understand why the fucktard expects any woman to give him a bj, just because he indirectly employs her.

Unless he only did business in some country where Americans go as sexual tourists, and this is his first time renting a room in the US or a place where there is no sexual tourism.