I....think I ended a marriage.

[Jester]

Not to paraphrase Robin Williams or anything, but I mean 1 virgin is kinda..er...yeah. 72? Man. I don't know how anyone could look forward to that.

You lack imagination and vision, my friend. Tsk, tsk. So sad.

Hahaha, sounds like a good advertisement pitch. To the sound of wolves baying.

Hey, I try. And it does come natural to me. Both my father and stepfather were in sales and advertising, ya know.

Logic keeps my pants on and me out of jail.

There. Now that is more appropriate for and more applicable to me.

[Gravekeeper]

You lack imagination and vision, my friend. Tsk, tsk. So sad.

Lets just say its more remedial lessons then I willing to go through. ;p

[Jester]

You say remedial lessons.

I say eagerness, willingness to learn, and fresh-faced innocence.

(Before anyone flames me, understand it has been a LONG time since I've been with a virgin. As far as I know, the last time I was with a virgin was the only time I was with a virgin, which was when I lost my virginity. And in her case, I would not want to have a repeat session. I am merely suggesting the above in theory.)

[Gravekeeper]

You say remedial lessons.

I say eagerness, willingness to learn, and fresh-faced innocence.

I assure you from personal experience that is not the case. >.>

I have no desire to teach that particular class an additional 71 times.

[42_42_42]

I assure you from personal experience that is not the case. >.>

I have no desire to teach that particular class an additional 71 times.

I really think it depends on who's the virgin: the man or the woman. Speaking from experience, sex with a male virgin can be quite fun for the woman. I can't imagine the same is true in reverse, at least outside porn/fantasy.

Anyone want to volunteer to do a study?

[Gravekeeper]

Anyone want to volunteer to do a study?

That would require a supply of willing virgins. I don't think male ones are much of a problem. There's always some sort of con going on somewhere ( <ducks> ). Female on the other hand. I do not know where they congregate. Perhaps a Stephanie Meyer book signing.

In which case much hair gel and body glitter may be required to fund the study.

[lordlundar]

Or both in some cases. Though "locked" is usually reserved for the last chevron (be it 7, 8, or 9). But yes no "engaged".

Well, the movie did "locked" for all 7 chevrons, but then again, in the movie, Abados was on the other side of the Universe, not the galaxy.

[Broomjockey]

Well, the movie did "locked" for all 7 chevrons,

Well, also the movie didn't require the chevon to be at the top of the gate, but instead to line up with the actual position of the gate that would light up with that chevron. So technically, they were locking in the movie, consistent with the 7th chevron locking in the TV show.

[Andara Bledin]

What would you even call it? The Randy Elk? The Sled Dog Saloon? Oh oh! Wait. I know!

Snowglobes.

Bwahahaha! *snrk*

I have noticed a few individuals in recent weeks on the Skytrain that seem to be abiding by some sort of “kill it and put it on your head” approach. I fervently hope this is not the standard.

But... you're Canadian. What do you mean you don't already have a toque?

Thus I was doomed to trudge through the cold and any potential crazed gunmen hiding within it to the Skytrain.

I might suggest that it's quite possible you were on the same train as said SWAT fugitive.

Ah Ha!
I have located a toque in my closet that I did not know I possessed. Either I once purchased it long ago and forgot, or I have been visited by the Hat Fairy who has blessed me. Regardless, equipping it has granted me +15 Frost Resistance and +5 Canadianess.

A-ha! I knew you couldn't possibly have lived there through a winter and not acquired one in some manner.

Right, explain how do you own a film studio but not a phone again? I must have missed it the first time.

Lemme help with that one ('cause it's the only thing I can shed light on in this odd story). He has a phone at his house. He rents out the studio so he doesn't have a phone at that location; that's up to the tenant. And, for some reason, he doesn't have cell service.

Me: “Alright, look, all I need is a contact number for you in order to leave a message.”
SC: “Oh, ok. It’s xxx-xxx-xxxx”

…..<twitch>…..bravo. The Olympic torch of my hatred has actually been passed on to a new runner.

Until the next time you encounter the smoker on the Skytrain. Or another of those that you smell before you see. Just think how odiferous someone has to be to be that pungent in cold weather?

I am neither cute enough, female enough or Japanese enough to get away with that.

You are absolutely wrong on at least one count.

I'll leave it to you to decide which one.

Seriously? How long have you had a cat? My one cat had me bleeding within the first minute that I met her (I still adopted her though....). And the scars.....oh the scars.

My kitty went to the vet recently.

I have brand new wounds from trying to give him liquid antibiotics. at least one will leave a scar. He also bit the tip off of the dropper. Thankfully, if I dump it in his food, he has no issues with the stuff.

He may not be a large cat, yet, but he's wiry.

Though I have been informed of possessing a Canadian accent before by Americans. But I do not know what this "Canadian accent" they speak of is.

Oh, that's the slight flattening of the "ow" sound in words such as about. You've been in BC long enough, though, that yours is very, very slight.

As for headgear, I have a fun topper produced by This Fine Company. I expect rather a lot of people think that the logo on the front is referring to the owner as opposed to the item, however.

^-.-^

[Ironclad Alibi]

That would require a supply of willing virgins. ... Female on the other hand. I do not know where they congregate.

Perhaps a Twilight con? Of course you have to sparkle for them to be willing.

[Gravekeeper]

Perhaps a Twilight con? Of course you have to sparkle for them to be willing.

I believe that was what I suggested. Though perhaps I should envy you for not knowing who Stephenie Meyer is.... >.>

Oh, that's the slight flattening of the "ow" sound in words such as about. You've been in BC long enough, though, that yours is very, very slight.

I do not use the sound of "ow" at all in about...

[Ironclad Alibi]

I believe that was what I suggested. Though perhaps I should envy you for not knowing who Stephenie Meyer is.... >.>

Indeed I do not. And I all know of Twilight is what I have learned in these forums.

[Bramble]

I need sleep as I read toque as tongue and wondered who you offed and why you put their mouthparts in your closet -.-.

[SG15Z]

Well, the movie did "locked" for all 7 chevrons, but then again, in the movie, Abados was on the other side of the Universe, not the galaxy.

Actually in the show Abydos was only 300 light years (I think) away hardly the other side of the galaxy.

Well, also the movie didn't require the chevon to be at the top of the gate, but instead to line up with the actual position of the gate that would light up with that chevron. So technically, they were locking in the movie, consistent with the 7th chevron locking in the TV show.

.....Wow Broom, it's not every day I hear something THAT knowledgeable from a Stargate fan.

[Broomjockey]

.....Wow Broom, it's not every day I hear something THAT knowledgeable from a Stargate fan.

I own a miniature stargate mirror. It has an inset to make it look like an open wormhole. The first thing I noticed was that Earth's point of origin chevron wasn't in the proper position for it to actually be open. I tend to notice a lot of the little stuff.