Chaos, Disorder, Murder (Or An Ordinary Friday at the Swamp)

[Javarod]

The bumper is probably a violation, too. There are usually rules about the bumpers, which most people are blissfully unaware of.

^-.-^

Usually, but if you look closely at the windows on your car, you'll see small lettering that says DOT, which is to say that the Federal government sets standards that automotive window glass has to meet. Bumpers are a local DOT matter, sometimes they care, sometimes they don't, though now that airbags are mandatory, they tend to be pickier for obvious reasons.

[Wenchie]

So I went to the Grocery Store of Awesome and bought some mini bottles of various alcoholic substances, and plan to do some sampling this weekend.

I love the mini bottles of alcoholic joy. I stock up on them before I have to take the train to Chicago and it makes amtrak not so horrid.

[CrazedClerkthe2nd]

Oh do you now? I think I can provide that service. Just wait here while I grab a pair of scissors, cut out the little picture of the rug in your flyer, and give it to you to place anywhere in your home.

That would be like the most awesome thing ever. You should totally do this to someone sometime.

And Irv, I feel you on the winter blues. I know from your comment about 6 inches being a "light snowstorm" you come from a place much like my Canadian homeland where tons of snow is a winter tradition. It sucks my friend and shoveling sucks even worse. Do you happen to sell snowblowers at the swamp? Because I just might have an idea for you...

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Do you happen to sell snowblowers at the swamp? Because I just might have an idea for you...

No. And don't give the clearance swamp buyers any ideas.

Incidentally, we used to have our own snowblower, complete with cab, but it was sold some time ago.