Kicking kitties, racists and thieves oh my.

[Eric the Grey]

First, are there not animal abuse laws in your city? Personally, I would have called the police on the douche-bag for kicking the kitten. I hope it's Ok.

Second, the stuck-up bitch isn't worth your time. Me, I would have liked to have responded something like: "Luckily for me, I'm not allowed to pick up customers."

Also, I would not have accepted her ID if she was hiding any part of it and would have insisted on her handing it to me to inspect before selling her anything. If she said anything, then my response would be, "You never know what she may have been hiding, including a bad glue job on a phony ID...."



Eric the Grey

[lobo94]

Hope the cat comes back, too. I'm a cat person. Kicker needed his backside to be kicked. Kudos to the lady who sicced her dog on him.

[Food Lady]

First, I love the Gravekeeper-esque title of this thread. Second, the women in your town have weird taste. You're very fortunate she won't go out with you; she doesn't deserve you. Third, I agree with whoever said that the kitty love is attractive. Kindness always is.

[JustaCashier]

SC:.............. You go to where I work to see menaked.

Okay! See you next Tuesday!


Mike

[Velfarre2001]

My fave reply to that sort of garbage is yeah, and I don't date whores who have more S, T, and D's the a dictionary.

[rageaholic]

Haha, I would have paid to see the cat kicker get owned by the dog. Who says cats and dogs can't get along?

[Bloodsoul]

Young kinda hot girl comes up. I'm about so say hi what can I do
Me: Hey what ca-
SC: I don't date uglies so save your breath.

"You were able to deduce my intentions with but a few words? Clearly your powers of deduction are phenominal. How can you waste them here when there are so many crimes to be solved? Go, go! For the good of the city!"

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

SC: I don't date uglies so save your breath. Pack of camels.

"Then I won't be needing to go to the clinic. Win-win."

[BookstoreEscapee]

Oh no the poor cat.

I got carded at work for bringing in an injured animal I had found outside, I said I don't care, I'm keeping him in this box till I can take him to a vet, and I did exactly that.

A few months ago they found a kitten (maybe a couple months old at the most) in a truck they were unloading. Who knows how long he was in there (don't know where the shipment came from). They called animal control and they sent someone out (I came across them in the main stairwell when they were transferring him into the carrier from the box they had put him in). Not sure if he was injured or just hungry and dehydrated. The animal control guy said he would take him to a vet. Never did find out what happened to him. Hope he was OK...he was a cute little gray stripey thing.

There are 4 strays that hang around near my apartment; someone in the doctor's office next door feeds them; they spend a lot of time under the trees between their parking lot and my complex lot (there is a fence around their lot but the cats can easily get under it).

[Plaidman]

So Cat came back on graveyards shift. She/He was mewing pitifuly at door. He shooed it off. Didn't know what else to do. So it seems that cats ok at least .

Yeah. Well. As for the girl, I'm well ok about it. Shit happens. I'm awesome though. My mommy says so.

[Cookie]

Wow. Any bitch that thinks she's that hot needs to be put in her place. Just look at her in disgust and say "Ew! No! I only date hot girls!" Then she can't call you gay. :P

[Geek King]

"Madam, I refuse to date anything that looks more used than a free public phone. You appear to be a dartboard for penises, and there are some things that just aren't worth sharing."

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

You appear to be a dartboard for penises...

Stolen Permanently borrowed.

[Shroo]

See you next Tuesday!

*snrk* Love it.

[casey13]

For some reason, I think that the girl was trying to stop you from examining her license too closely. Like maybe it was a fake. You should have told her you had to hold the license to check for the holograms.

And the kitten kicker is an asshole. I hope the dog hurt him.