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    One phone call in particular that made me shake my head concerned a maybe not-so-innocent tomato. What the customer wanted to know was whether or not they could return it. I replied they could with a receipt.

    A wrinkle in the story was then revealed to me; the customer made cheeseburgers, put sliced tomato on the burgers, and was just about to take the first bit when these thoughts entered their mind.

    I finally discover that what they really wanted to know is whether or not eating the tomato would detrimental to their health. I told them that as far as I knew they were perfectly safe, and thus assuaged their fears.

    I'm sure things turned out alright, but one can never be too careful.

    You could have asked when I gave you the change

    A customer pays for her groceries with a check and gets $100 cash back. Now this may be bad form on my part, but when giving this kind of change, if I have a $100 bill, that's what I give unless requested otherwise.

    I give her a crisp Benjamin Franklin, wish her a nice day, and get ready to serve the next customer when I hear, "can you break this?"

    And it didn't occur to you to ask when you saw the bill in my hand headed for yours, or maybe when you signified you were getting cash back?

    This wouldn't have stuck in my mind so much until about 20 minutes later, the incident repeated itself with a different customer over $50, though later in the shift a customer did what I prefer and asked as I was getting the change for specific denominations, so 1 out of 3 ain't too bad for SCs that is.

    There's a full color picture and yet she still gets it wrong

    A woman brings up some Del Monte Fruit cups with a coupon. She has the right product and the right amount, but there's still a problem. The coupon was for Dole fruit cups.

    And, there was a picture.

    What really gets me was that Dole and Del Monte, while they make similar products, their packaging is visibly very different. Del Monte is red, pink, and orange while Dole is white with blue stripes so it's not easy, at least in my opinion, to confuse the two.

    Plus, there was a picture.

    It also helps to read the sign.

    A rather imperious woman, with gloves, cape, and attitude bought some lunchmeat. Reviewing her receipt, she asks if the meat was on special sale.

    I go and check for her, and sure enough there is a sign regarding lunchmeat and a sale near where she surely made her selection. Her problem was that the sale indicated was for a different brand and for a different size.

    She then pulls a SC ploy to which I'm sure many on this board have been subjected; she asks me if I think that is false advertising.

    Hmmm lets see, there's a sign in the lunchmeat section saying that a brand and size of lunchmeat is on sale, and the sign specifies the brand and size. Of course it's false advertising, in fact I should have called the BBB for her.

    What I actually did was direct her to the manager standing a few feet behind her, which of course she declined. I mean, why discuss your situation with the one person who can rectify it when you can just dump on the frontline worker with no authority? It's the most logical SC response to any problem.

    Um, you didn't tell me a thing, but thanks anyways

    A pregnant woman came into my restaurant with some friends. I know about her condition as her friends used this as an excuse for the attitude she displayed. When I went to take their drink orders, she asked if Root Beer was caffeine free. I said I didn't know, but would find out; she orders Sprite to be on the safe side.

    I find out that it is indeed caffeine free and relayed the information to her, and her reply was, "see, I told you." I inwardly roll my eyes as I switched her drink.
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    Forgot this one....

    Misunderstood, Maybe??

    I've just finished ringing up this woman's order and she asks me to put her purchases in a cart. Now she has a cart full of items so I naturally will put them in a cart. I begin to bag them, and ask if she wants her milk in a bag, and she gets irritable and repeats her request to put them in the cart.

    Apparently, "put them in the cart" means do not bag. I took it to mean that unlike some customers, she wanted to push her purchases out to her car instead of just carrying them and leaving the cart behind.

    Is anybody with me?
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    • #3
      Quoth iron2004 View Post
      When I went to take their drink orders, she asked if Root Beer was caffeine free. I said I didn't know, but would find out; she orders Sprite to be on the safe side.
      As far as I am aware, the only root beer with caffeine in it is Barq's, and that's because they add it.

      ^-.-^
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      • #4
        Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
        As far as I am aware, the only root beer with caffeine in it is Barq's, and that's because they add it.

        ^-.-^
        Which is frustrating, because it is the best of the root beers that is readily available.
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        • #5
          Quoth ArcticChicken View Post
          Which is frustrating, because it is the best of the root beers that is readily available.
          You can't get A&W, IBC, or Saranac in your area?
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          • #6
            Quoth Arcade Man D View Post
            You can't get A&W, IBC, or Saranac in your area?
            I haven't even heard of Saranac, but I find that I vastly prefer Barq's to A&W or IBC.

            Of course, the best root beer I've ever had was from some small bottling company in the middle of nowhere. I can't even remember where it was that I got it.

            ^-.-^
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            • #7
              They do have Barq's without caffeine. It's hit and miss around here, but I have seen it.

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              • #8
                Quoth Aut View Post
                They do have Barq's without caffeine. It's hit and miss around here, but I have seen it.
                Utah is the only place I've seen that, presumably because of the large LDS population. Anywhere else I've lived has only had the caffeinated version. Regardless, Barq's is my favorite too, although IBC isn't bad.
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                • #9
                  Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
                  As far as I am aware, the only root beer with caffeine in it is Barq's, and that's because they add it.

                  ^-.-^
                  You can find Root Jack (a Pirate branded root beer) and Bawls G33K B33R which is also a caffinated root beer. Both can be found at ThinkGeek but I have seen the G33K B33R in various places.

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                  • #10
                    I sometimes buy Diet Barq's, which locally comes sans caffeine.

                    My local favorite root beer is Sprecher. Or Culvers. Think I may grab dinner from Culvers later.
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                    • #11
                      Barq's > All other root beer, especially A&W.
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                      • #12
                        Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
                        As far as I am aware, the only root beer with caffeine in it is Barq's, and that's because they add it.

                        ^-.-^
                        Barq's has bite! Which is why I....

                        Quoth Gawdzillers View Post
                        Barq's > All other root beer, especially A&W.
                        Trade you my Barq's for your A&W.
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                        • #13
                          Pulease!

                          It's Henry's or nothing.

                          http://www.rootbeerreviews.com/brews/henryweinhard.php

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                          • #14
                            I remember when Barq's came in yellow cans with red logos ...>_>

                            And yeah, I much prefer "cola-style RB" (read: Barq's) over "traditional-style RB" like IBC.

                            One side note, tho -- it may be hard to find outside of Greater New Orleans (where it's absurdly popular) or Biloxi (where it was invented), but look for glass-bottle longnecks of Barq's if at all possible. It tastes noticeably different, and, imho, better. Iirc, it supposedly contains actual sugar instead of HFCS. That alone is incentive for me to prefer it.

                            I still can't say no to a nice, freezing-cold barqs red creme soda, tho. *drool*
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                            • #15
                              Quoth Arcade Man D View Post
                              You can't get A&W, IBC, or Saranac in your area?
                              I prefer Barqs to IBC or A&W, and I've not tried Saranac, plus I can't get it outside of a specialty retailer, I can get Barqs from WaWa.

                              I haven't had a chance to sample enough of the gourmet rootbeers to have an strong opinion on them, though I recall really liking Root 66. But the last time I had that was over 8 years ago, so....

                              Quoth EricKei View Post
                              One side note, tho -- it may be hard to find outside of Greater New Orleans (where it's absurdly popular) or Biloxi (where it was invented), but look for glass-bottle longnecks of Barq's if at all possible. It tastes noticeably different, and, imho, better. Iirc, it supposedly contains actual sugar instead of HFCS. That alone is incentive for me to prefer it.
                              I've always preferred the taste of soda in a glass bottle over soda in plastic or aluminum. There's a local Mexican place that not only sells coke in glass bottles, but imports it from Mexico where it's made with real sugar, soooooo much better. I will definitely keep an eye out.
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