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[Magpie]

These are the standard "flesh-coloured" elastic ones, maybe about 7 mm?

By the way, sorry about the fact that we have completely stolen the thread incognitocook, and I apologise to any guys that we're scarring.

[shankyknitter]

right, sorry about the thread jack

[Crime Scene Scarf]

On the flip side, people who work at hotels, please, for the love of God, if I say "wait a minute!" it's because I'm getting dressed!

And yes, this idiot just unlocked, and opened my door, while I was putting on my bra, and got a full view of my tits. Lucky for him he closed the door before I got close enough to kick him in the balls.

[dalesys]

...and I apologise to any guys that we're scarring.

We're fine... other than the bulging eyes... and the muffled cries of b**b**s!

[shankyknitter]

We're fine... other than the bulging eyes... and the muffled cries of b**b**s!

*snort*

[Cookie]

By the way, sorry about the fact that we have completely stolen the thread incognitocook...

No problem! I'm quite amused! And I'm looking for a good, cute bra that doesn't fall apart after a few weeks. grrrr!

[Hyena Dandy]

These are the standard "flesh-coloured" elastic ones, maybe about 7 mm?

By the way, sorry about the fact that we have completely stolen the thread incognitocook, and I apologise to any guys that we're scarring.

I'm sure they're all horribly scarred at the thought of breasts.

[Cookie]

HEHE! yes, we all know how much guys hate boobs!

[lupo pazzesco]

HEHE! yes, we all know how much guys hate boobs!

And y'all have to remember to keep their delicate sensibilities in mind...

[dalesys]

And y'all have to remember to keep their dicklickit sensibilities in mind...

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[Magpie]

Actually it was more that I figured guys weren't comfortable with the idea of something covering breasts.

[Exaspera]

I'm a D and wear underwire.

For those of you with back pain, bra straps digging into shoulders, etc... those are things you can use to get an insurance company to pay for breast reduction surgery.

Not always true, I'm afraid. Got the MRIs and the disc damage to prove it and my insurance company wouldn't budge. Got the reduction anyway, for birthday, Christmas, Anniversary, Mother's Day, Veteran's Day, Fourth of July, etc., etc.....

[EricKei]

And y'all have to remember to keep their delicate sensibilities in mind...

True, true...We're all quite horribly offended.

[ArcticChicken]

The key is to have a corset properly fitted and boned...

Any tips on where to find a good one? I've been dying to get one, I'm hoping it'll help with my shoulder tension, not to mention it'll drive my BF wild.

[XCashier]

Instead, you opened the door naked. Absofreakinglutely naked. The girl who brought you your meal was a new hire delivering her first room service order. Nothing like starting a new job off right. The only thing this poor girl did wrong was in her state of shock and uncertainty, she actually GAVE you the food and gave you the ticket to sign.

What should she have done? (I've never worked in a hotel, I don't know what procedure is for such a situation.)

It never once dawned on you as this poor girl hastily retreated and your company for the evening sat wrapped in a blanket looking uncomfortable that something was wrong was this picture. Something horribly wrong.

Oh, I'm sure he knew it was wrong. Sick bastard was probably getting his jollies off making the poor girl uncomfortable. (I wonder if the prostitute added on an "asshat tax" to her fees? )

shish-ka-boob

Funny! Yet painful to think about at the same time.