What has been seen cannot be UNSEEN!! <SOB!!>

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Honestly, Irv, I was expecting so much better from you. You lose points there, my friend.

I didn't think that was so bad for something thought up at 4:45 in the morning.

: pouts:

[Plaidman]

Lupo, this is why you're not aloud around sharp objects.

And its not cause she'll poke herself. Its all the massive customers she'd kill.


You know I was eating puddding when I started to read it.

Chocolate Fudge Pudding.


I Love pudding. *goes back to eating his fudge pudding*

[lupo pazzesco]

I didn't think that was so bad for something thought up at 4:45 in the morning.

: pouts:

Oh all right, given the mitigating circumstances of time, I suppose you can have a do-over.

Better make it good!

And its not cause she'll poke herself. Its all the massive customers she'd kill.


You know I was eating puddding when I started to read it.

Chocolate Fudge Pudding.


I Love pudding. *goes back to eating his fudge pudding*

No, no, it's becuase I'd hurt myself in the process...


And you're evil and mean in a deviously sneaky sort of way.

I quite like that.

[Evil Queen]

*gives Lupo cake*

*plants her face in her own cake*

[JustaCashier]

If all of that had to happen, it's too bad colostomy lady didn't come in right after you sliced your thumb..............


Her: It's cuz my colostomy bag broke. SEE?!?!

Lupo (thrusting bleeding thumb toward CL): And I just sliced the Fuck outta my thumb!! SEE?!?

Mike

[lupo pazzesco]

*gives Lupo cake*

*plants her face in her own cake*

CAKE!!!

<faceplants into cake>

*burble*

If all of that had to happen, it's too bad colostomy lady didn't come in right after you sliced your thumb..............


Her: It's cuz my colostomy bag broke. SEE?!?!

Lupo (thrusting bleeding thumb toward CL): And I just sliced the Fuck outta my thumb!! SEE?!?

Mike

Yeah, that would have been sweet. But of course, perfect timing like that just doesn't happen when I need it to.

[RichS]

Now this is weird.

I read this post last night. Guess what happened at work today?

I was busy working with a student, when I noticed the supervisor was clearing students out of the computer lab. A carpet cleaner was brought in by cleaning staff, who proceeded to clean a specific area.

I was when the supervisor mentioned that we needed to clean and sanitize the computers and table around that area. I asked what had happened, and was told nothing, but we needed to get the area cleaned. My CW whispered to me that he'd tell me later...

When the area was clear of students, he told me - a student had dropped their colostomy bag in the lab.

Glad I didn't see it...

[ralerin]

There's a story on the archived CS available at The Wayback Machine (2005?) that has a store employee scooping up a dropped colostomy bag with his bare hands because he thought it was just a hot chocolate spill. I can't be bothered to look it up right now.

Brazen colostomy bag lady is brazen. Who the hell goes up to a complete stranger, asks them for money and waits patiently for it to be given to them? For God's sake.

[SG15Z]

>.> Oh, bite me.

Ok. *Noms*

And its not cause she'll poke herself. Its all the massive customers she'd kill.

No It's actually cause she'd hurt herself. She's very accident prone.

[Seshat]

Someone should have told her that the phrase 'When you've got it, flaunt it' never applies to colostromy bags.

Oddly enough, there is a ... ahem. I'll white-on-white this. View at your own risk.

There is a fetish for ---ing the colostomy holes.

[lupo pazzesco]

Ok. *Noms*

<meep!!>

Why does everyone take me literally when I say that!!?!

You better be up to date on all your shots, Mister!

Brace yourself, though, I'm about to go grocery shopping...which means there will most likely be a Sightings thread later today. >.>


Seshat: I am NOT going to highlight. My mind is going down scary mental paths, and I REFUSE to see if I'm right or not. Nonononono!!!
















DAMMIT!!!!! I highlighted the white!!!

(Sad thing is, that's EXACTLY what I had thought it would be. <Twitch>)

[Pagan]

Oddly enough, there is a ... ahem. I'll white-on-white this. View at your own risk.

There is a fetish for ---ing the colostomy holes.

Just about the time I think I've gotten to the end of weird, I come on this site!

Why does everyone take me literally when I say that!!?!

Have you ever had someone literally bite you though when you told them. I said that to one of the guys at Hasting's....and he did. Of course, this is the same person that picked me up and threw me over his shoulder one time....

Brace yourself, though, I'm about to go grocery shopping...which means there will most likely be a Sightings thread later today. >.>

Yay! You're the only person I know that runs into the same wackos I do! People blathering at me about roma tomatoes, pushing me out of the way with their ass.....

And I just remembered that I need to go to Sunflower today. Joy.

[lupo pazzesco]

Have you ever had someone literally bite you though when you told them. I said that to one of the guys at Hasting's....and he did. Of course, this is the same person that picked me up and threw me over his shoulder one time....



Yay! You're the only person I know that runs into the same wackos I do! People blathering at me about roma tomatoes, pushing me out of the way with their ass.....

And I just remembered that I need to go to Sunflower today. Joy.

Yes, yes I have. Sister. Ex-roomie. Random CW. Best friend's husband. Best Friend. My MOM. I really need to find a new pithy remark... >.>


Erm...yay me, I guess...? I'm....glad other people relish my suffering stories...

[Fire_on_High]

Oddly enough, there is a ... ahem.

If it exists, someone, somewhere, gets their jollies from it.

[AccountingDrone]

If it exists, someone, somewhere, gets their jollies from it.

and make a webpage dedicated to it ...