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i'm not sure that theft of services would qualify, but perhaps, health code would, along with tresspassing.
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look! it's ghengis khan!
Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv) -
Cultural contamination.Quoth Amina516 View PostWhat? He called him a cigarette?
(we are in England right?? Lol)
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You didn't need an umbrella for her. You needed a mirror. Just hold it up right in her face as she starts to scream and call you selfish . . .Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.Comment
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No, I forgot a part. You then recite the "Dream Master spell" from Nightmare on Elm Street 4.Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.Comment
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As I am mostly of Celtic stock, I find it highly insulting that you would call her a Banshee, I would say she was more like a cow, but then I would be insulting cows everywhere.Quoth Damien View PostComment
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Yes. Banshees primarily report that a witch has died. This woman needs to have all her nastiness turned back at her.Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.Comment
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An entitlement Witch?Seshat's self-help guide:
1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.
"All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.Comment
Wow. Pot, meet kettle. Kettle, pot. 
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