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  • #16
    Back when I was a barista for "Hurricane DNA*," I enjoyed being the sample b*tch. Basically, make the frozen treats and stand out side and watch people grab 'em.


    One time a nice family came up (with many shopping bags) and got some treats. An older woman can running up, grabbed a sample, knocking another sample in the nice family's bag. The woman ran off, the family's new jacket was ruined. Surprisingly, they did not plan me.

    People are silly when it comes to food.


    *sorry, I could not think of a creative name. I tried.
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    • #17
      Quoth flutes_and_fabric View Post
      It's literally an adult sippy cup.
      I'm dying of laughter over that.

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      • #18
        Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
        Probably a niece, as one of the criteria for winning a Darwin Award is that the recipient has not reproduced.
        Or they've creatively removed themselves from the gene pool.

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        • #19
          Quoth BowserKoopa1 View Post
          No doubt she seems like a cheapskate. If you hadn't filled her cup all the way up with soda, I wouldn't have been surprised if she complained that you weren't giving her "her money's worth".
          Actually, the OP noted that the co-worker had *intentionally* not filled the cup 100% for this very reason -- this CS had tried this scam in the past.

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          • #20
            Wow. I've spilled stuff on my self before, if only i had the foresight of your SC and blamed on the restaurant instead of my clumsy-ass self.

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            • #21
              Quoth emax4 View Post
              Think this lady was the niece or daughter of the woman that won the Darwin Award?
              First, she didn't get a Darwin Award (likely ineligible anyway, due to age), although she is the namesake for the Stella Awards (to highlight cases of abuse of the tort system).

              You should really read the full case, the facts are actually rather interesting and were pretty much completely ignored by the press for the sake of drama.

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