Oh-so-urgent phone call...from the plane

[Eisa]

Wow, does he sound like a dumbass...

I've only ever traveled where I had an assigned seat, but hey, as long as I'm not being strapped to the wing, I'm good.

[SecurityWench]

Jack Ass?

And I've had it with these MF sc's on the MF plane! Sorry I had to.

Hugh Jass! Could someone check the men's room for a Hugh Jass?

[Mikkel]

Are you even permitted to use a phone on a plane? All the planes I have ever been in have had signs at the entrance telling people to turn the phones off for the flight.

[Imogene]

"I'm looking for a Homer, last name Sexual... Homer Sexual? Anyone here a Homer Sexual?"

[Marmalady]

"I'm looking for a Homer, last name Sexual... Homer Sexual? Anyone here a Homer Sexual?"

Anyone here an R. Sole?

[Chromatix]

I've been moved up to an aisle seat in an exit row before. Of course, that was because the flight was nowhere near full, and they needed someone in the exit row to operate the door if necessary.

Seating preference is just that - a *preference*. If no seats are available that match that preference, it is't going to happen.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Amanda Hugenkiss? Aw, why can't I find Amanda Hugenkiss.

"Maybe your standards are too high."

[Mr Hero]

Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt

[dalesys]

Horace N. Bergie?

[superhotelworker]

Pepper: As much as I feel sorry for you for that entire conversation, I've never giggled so much.

[trunks2k]

Hugh Jass! Could someone check the men's room for a Hugh Jass?

"Um, I'm Hugh Jass"

[Sapphire Silk]

Are you even permitted to use a phone on a plane? All the planes I have ever been in have had signs at the entrance telling people to turn the phones off for the flight.

You can usually use electronic devices until the plane leaves the gate.

I've been moved up to an aisle seat in an exit row before. Of course, that was because the flight was nowhere near full, and they needed someone in the exit row to operate the door if necessary.

Seating preference is just that - a *preference*. If no seats are available that match that preference, it is't going to happen.

I always mark for an aisle seat. The last time I flew, I got moved to a center seat in the same row. I can't stand sitting center seat because I can't stretch my legs (I'm really tall). So I asked the flight attendant if there were any aisle seats left. Turns out there was one; last row. I don't like last row either because you usually can't lean your seat back, but I figured it would be worth it to be able to stretch my legs.

Big mistake! The gal next to me weighed about 300 lbs, and kept pushing me towards the aisle. I kept pushing back, and she'd just glare at me. The stress was killing my back.

I moved back to the center seat. Never knew a center seat could be such bliss.

I hate flying.

[blas]

For flying every week, this guy really seems to be missing some cheese off his cracker.

[JustaCashier]

For flying every week, this guy really seems to be missing some cheese off his cracker.

Well that's the airline's fault.

They figured they'd probably save one million dollars a year by discontinuing to serve cheese with the crackers!


Mike

[mattm04]

Was the plane still at the gate loading or in the air. If the latter, WHY would anyone really spend the cash on a AirPhone call to complain about it.