Oh boy.

[superhotelworker]

Aww. Long as it's not the newest Minion or My Fanclub President..

[Imogene]

"Oh fucking brilliant. You don't have any doubles? What kind of hotel is this? Are you fricken new?

I like to mix my levels of profanity too... "Son of a gosh darned Fucking dimple soaked hell..."

[MoscowMinion]

Aww. Long as it's not the newest Minion or My Fanclub President..

Would I do that? *pauses, eyes for a moment* Shut-up. I don' need my victims hearing your thoughts regarding that query.

Oh...and you need a six-hundred thousand volt stun-gun. Sadly, I'm not sure they're available without military/government approval anymore. Still, it would solve the whole issue of stupid, err...I mean..."sucky" people...even if it would require them being stupid afore you could solve the issue of them being stu-err...sucky. Still, no plan is perfect.

[Imogene]

Re: thread title
"Al, what does Ziggy say about this?"
*bleep, bloop* "Ziggy says you have to refrain from killing anyone today..."
"Well, fuck."

[csquared]

Oh...and you need a six-hundred thousand volt stun-gun. Sadly, I'm not sure they're available without military/government approval anymore. Still, it would solve the whole issue of stupid, err...I mean..."sucky" people...even if it would require them being stupid afore you could solve the issue of them being stu-err...sucky. Still, no plan is perfect.

Just get an electric fence transformer and wire the front door.

Now, what to do about the people that get sucky after they get through the front door. Hmmm...

Ooooh. Trap door and alligators!

*grabs drafting pads*

[Magpie]

So are you personally getting sued (for, you know, following corporate policy)? Or is your hotel getting sued (for, you know, not forcing you to put yourself in a dangerous situation)?

[superhotelworker]

Magpie, Not sure which LOL

Juwl LMAO thanks for making me laugh first thing waking up.

[Imogene]

Juwl LMAO thanks for making me laugh first thing waking up.

*bows* You're quite welcome. It just hit me at random...

[superhotelworker]

*giggled and hugs* I am still giggling.
I always think of Bob from Dresden files when people agitate me.

"We can always kill him. Do you want to do that Harry? Oh come on, let's kill him!"

[Mr Hero]

Aww. Long as it's not the newest Minion or My Fanclub President..

Be sure to spare all the members of the fanclub as well. Not just its president.

[superhotelworker]

Oh yeah. Sorry. Duh. But I thought that was obvious.

[wraiths_crono]

I do too LOL Though as I just showed Mytical:
I have a pretty sharp shiny by my right hand (Muahaha)
and Pepperspray in my drawer.. and my cellphone in my pocket..

So I could assume they would never let you carry a machete then.. on a leg holster... What?!

[superhotelworker]

LOL one could wish.