Failed before he had a chance to fail

[Jay 2K Winger]

Re-reading this thread for lulz and got to this--

"Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?"

"Well, I was doing 90, so, it's probably not for the dope in the trunk"

And I had a flashback to "Liar Liar"

Cop: You know why I pulled you over?
Fletcher: Depends on how long you were following me!
Cop: Why don't we just take it from the top?
Fletcher: Here goes... (inhale) I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and speeding!
Cop: Is that all?
Fletcher: No... I have unpaid parking tickets. (groans, opens glove compartment) ... be gentle.

[EricKei]

I think I saw that once on COPS!

I know you mean the live-action show, but now the theme song from the cartoon (starring a character named "BulletProof Vess"...oy) is stuck in my head...Fighting crime...in a future time...

[ArcticChicken]

Wait. I was trying to go below scraping the bottom of the barrel. You know, the level of stupid that it was obvious no one would try, to show how stupid this guy was. That's disturbing.

Honey, there is no such thing as "so stupid no one would try." People are dumb.

[Mr Hero]

I know you mean the live-action show, but now the theme song from the cartoon (starring a character named "BulletProof Vess"...oy) is stuck in my head...Fighting crime...in a future time...

I remember this show! I used to watch it all the time!

[PepperElf]

“But I was going to give those to my friends!”

as if that suddenly makes it OK to forge?

[RavenStarr]

Honey, there is no such thing as "so stupid no one would try." People are dumb.

QFT. Stupidity has no limits.

[depechemodefan]

“But I was going to give those to my friends!”

At least the idiot didn't add, "now I have to make more copies!"