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  • Hey, so's your mother...

    Had a kid walk by me last night, turn around, point up at me, and say, "Look, Mom, a fat girl!"
    Mom just laughed.
    My responses?
    "Hey, look, a Pharmacist,"
    "Hey, look, a tactless kid who isn't going to live past ten..."
    "Yo momma's so fat..."
    Really? Your child just insulted someone and you're LAUGHING? You bitch!
    "I call murder on that!"

  • #2
    "Yeah, kid, fat can be lost. Idiocy and bad parenting are forever."

    Seriously. What a twat.
    When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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    • #3
      yep, of the three of you, those two have the shit end of the stick.

      look, cw, a stupid twat and her stupid offspring.
      look! it's ghengis khan!
      Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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      • #4
        LOL
        "Look, a proto person with no brain. Mommy must be SOOO proud.."

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        • #5
          Yeah, someone can say that to me, but if they live in America, the novelty of seeing a fat person like me will wear off pretty quick.

          Now this would be more like it: "Hey, Mom, look! A slim girl! That's something you don't see every day!"

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          • #6
            *sigh*

            Ok guys, the kid and her mother were clearly vile, but lets try to keep the insults somewhat above board. Some of these are skirting-the-line.

            Thanks.
            "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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            • #7
              Or you could just call her on it.

              *woman laughing*
              J: *with stern look at woman and starky-ass tone* Is something funny?

              Course that only works with people with a tidbit of sense and humanity. This woman probably has neither.
              A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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              • #8
                Can I just say here, for the record, that I prefer girls with curves over "sticks", any day of the week?
                Peter Paul Reubens had the right idea.

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                • #9
                  also ot, but sadly, lineswine, we of the curves are not a part of 'what's the ideal female,' so...we're sidelined...in the dark.

                  rude people are lacking...well, everything.
                  look! it's ghengis khan!
                  Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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                  • #10
                    "Ideal" varies from person to person. I'm a "curvy girl" as well and am fortunate to have found, among many others, my boyfriend and Lineswine (Hi Micky!) Who appreciate that beauty doesn't come in only one size.
                    http://dragcave.ath.cx/user/29478

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                    • #11
                      Quoth chainedbarista View Post
                      also ot, but sadly, lineswine, we of the curves are not a part of 'what's the ideal female,' so...we're sidelined...in the dark.
                      Maybe not the ideal of the Hollywood, but I for one love REAL women...every curvy, wobbly bit of them! *BFEG*

                      Chubby Chaser? HELL yeah!

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                      • #12
                        LoL. Nice, lineswine.

                        ^-.-^
                        Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                        • #13
                          Quoth lineswine View Post
                          Maybe not the ideal of the Hollywood, but I for one love REAL women...every curvy, wobbly bit of them! *BFEG*

                          Chubby Chaser? HELL yeah!
                          ... as long as you acknowledge whoever you attach yourself to as "as much of a person as I and as deserving of as much love and respect" ... CHASE AWAY!
                          ( 1) I will declare my butt as "not delicate and nigh unto lacrosse guard proportions," and 2) it's just as valid as a woman wanting a tall, dark and handsome. Short guys are people too, ladies. )
                          "Is it the lie that keeps you sane? Is this the lie that keeps you sane?What is it?Can it be?Ought it to exist?"
                          "...and may it be that I cleave to the ugly truth, rather than the beautiful lie..."

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                          • #14
                            Quoth teh_blumchenkinder View Post
                            Short guys are people too, ladies. )
                            I like short guys but short guys don't like me! I'm 5'3" and I've always wanted a midget of my own a short boyfriend, but all my boyfriends have been at least 6'1". I even dated a guy who was 6'6"
                            Thou shalt not take the name of thy goddess Whiskey in vain.

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                            • #15
                              I feel desperately shallow, but I don't know that I could date a guy shorter than me [I'm 5'3", too.] It would just...be a lil weird.

                              On the other hand, I now have "Baby Got Back" stuck in my head.

                              36 24 36? Huh, only if she's 5'3".
                              "And so all the night-tide, I lie down by the side of my darling, my darling, my life and my bride!"
                              "Hallo elskan min/Trui ekki hvad timinn lidur"
                              Amayis is my wifey

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