What part of OUT OF STOCK do you not understand?

[Der Cute]

Psst. Never evah tell a customer it might be coming in tomorrow. They ALWAYS say YOU PROMISED it would be here and you'd give me a 99% discount and you'll buy me a unicorn too. They always have their head up their asses.

So, when your boss said 5days to DC, and you know normal DC to stores is 1 week...I'd tell the customer "oh, we rec'd note that it would be about 3 weeks before its here. Want me to take your number so I can call you when the shiny little gadget arrives?"

And if it's in after 15 days, you look like magic. If it takes 21, your ass is covered.

[protege]

no no no 18-wheelers are too crude. use the Sledge-O-Matic it is much more personal

I was thinking more along the lines of something like this. That's a 40-pound fence maul in the middle...perfect for beating the living shit out of something

[EricKei]

the choco-cab. Which is exactly what it sounds like....a rich, luscious cabernet sauvignon in a glass with liquid chocolate over the rim of the glass. Utterly decadent, and utterly awesome.

Yes, it works.

If I drank (at all), I would be all over that place >_> I don't think I would ever leave.

Akshually, offisher, I wash wondering if *hic* you had ever tried lisht....lit up...really mixshing the two. Not like a liquer, but wine and choco in a double-boiler *hic* sort of thing...?