Reading the letter from the guy who wrote to M3C about high fructose corn syrup reminded me of this dude:
Ketchup
A tale from my rest stop days:
The players:
SC: SC
Me: me
SC: That's all you are going to say to me!!
SC: Ketchup!
Me: The ketchup's right there, sir.
SC: Ketchup!
Me: The ketchup's right here sir. <points it out.>
SC: ALL YOU HAVE IS <brand> KETCHUP???
Me: Yes, sir sorry.
SC: IT HAS HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP!!
Me: ...
SC: MY KIDS'LL BE POISONED!!!! DON"T YOU CARE??!!
Me:...
SC: NO YOU DON'T CARE YOU CORPORATE SLAVE!!! YOU ARE ABUSING MY KIDS!!
ME:
SC: I'LL HAVE YOUR JOB, LOSER!! MY KIDS ARE SMARTER THAN YOU AND THEY ARE 6 & 7!!!
Me: I'm sorry??
SC: IT'S A FACT!! MY KIDS ARE GENIUSES!!!
Me: Have a good day sir.<leaves>
SC: IDIOT!!!!
Seriously, I think people have some built-up road rage when they come into the rest stop. Or they're just SCs.
Ketchup
A tale from my rest stop days:
The players:
SC: SC
Me: me
SC: That's all you are going to say to me!!
SC: Ketchup!
Me: The ketchup's right there, sir.
SC: Ketchup!
Me: The ketchup's right here sir. <points it out.>
SC: ALL YOU HAVE IS <brand> KETCHUP???
Me: Yes, sir sorry.
SC: IT HAS HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP!!
Me: ...
SC: MY KIDS'LL BE POISONED!!!! DON"T YOU CARE??!!
Me:...
SC: NO YOU DON'T CARE YOU CORPORATE SLAVE!!! YOU ARE ABUSING MY KIDS!!
ME:
SC: I'LL HAVE YOUR JOB, LOSER!! MY KIDS ARE SMARTER THAN YOU AND THEY ARE 6 & 7!!!
Me: I'm sorry??
SC: IT'S A FACT!! MY KIDS ARE GENIUSES!!!
Me: Have a good day sir.<leaves>
SC: IDIOT!!!!
Seriously, I think people have some built-up road rage when they come into the rest stop. Or they're just SCs.
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