I know, this guy is not the example for the macrocosm of college students, but he was able to piss me off with just two words...
"Hey, Bro!..."
*stab, stab, stab*
H: "Hey, Bro! I didn't want this thing..."
J: *walk over, hit the few buttons to void item, take item, walk away*
Brief freedom, then,
H: "Hey, Bro! These're supposed to be buy one, get one..."
J: "Yes, and that comes up when you hit 'Pay Now'..." (Fuck you, system, that's the second most common complaint behind, "I already slid my card...")
H: "Hey, Bro! These're supposed to be..."
J: *yes, I cut him off before he could repeat his question* "Hit 'Pay Now', and all shall be revealed to you."
H: "Oh."
Blessed silence.
H: "Hey, Bro! I need cigs..."
J: *blink, blink* "... Please?"
H: "<cigs>..."
J: *well, at least I get to walk away from him for a bit*
H: "Hey, Bro!"
J: *snap, eye twitch* "FUCK YOU! We're NOT related, stop calling me 'BRO'!"
"Hey, Bro!..."
*stab, stab, stab*
H: "Hey, Bro! I didn't want this thing..."
J: *walk over, hit the few buttons to void item, take item, walk away*
Brief freedom, then,
H: "Hey, Bro! These're supposed to be buy one, get one..."
J: "Yes, and that comes up when you hit 'Pay Now'..." (Fuck you, system, that's the second most common complaint behind, "I already slid my card...")
H: "Hey, Bro! These're supposed to be..."
J: *yes, I cut him off before he could repeat his question* "Hit 'Pay Now', and all shall be revealed to you."
H: "Oh."
Blessed silence.
H: "Hey, Bro! I need cigs..."
J: *blink, blink* "... Please?"
H: "<cigs>..."
J: *well, at least I get to walk away from him for a bit*
H: "Hey, Bro!"
J: *snap, eye twitch* "FUCK YOU! We're NOT related, stop calling me 'BRO'!"
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