Oh dear god just go away.

[dalesys]

But then how do you get any work done after shutting down Windows?

Lots! I'm not browsing cs.com!

[Megg]

Off topic, but ...

Also Firefox if gonna is a word then so is aint.

Ain't only works with the apostrophe. Odd, I know, but true.

[Mouse]

"Is the device you use to move the pointer on screen:
A: A doohickey
B:A goddamned nuisance
C: A thingy
D: A mouse.
(i don't like using the mouse, i much prefer the touch pad thingy)

Is your computer's operating system:
A:Windows
B:Apple
C:What?
D:Whats a system?

Your computer is.....
A:A useful tool
B:A toy
C:A doorstop
D:A goddamned devil machine
(I spend most of my time on here)

If your computer is freezing up at times, what is the correct first step to troubleshoot?
A: Reboot it
B: Warm it up in the fire so it'll stop freezin
C:Scream at tech support about the demons in the machine
D: Shotgun.

yeah, its ostly something i screw around on >.<
i have never claimed to be tech savy, i just screw around till i figure it out and if i can't i call dad

[EricKei]

Off topic, but ...

Ain't only works with the apostrophe. Odd, I know, but true.

That actually makes perfect sense to me. According to some -- and maybe most -- definitions, it began as a contraction for "is not/are not".