Bizarre restroom finds

[Despina83]

You never know what you're going to find in the "ladies" restroom. Last night I found McDonalds french fries in the handicapped stall. Tonight, one stall had shit all over the toilet seat and there was a bunch of popcorn all over the floor around said commode. What..in the....hell. Who munches on popcorn while shitting on the toilet seat???

[Food Lady]

My customers. They've switched from my store to yours.

[EvilEmpryss]

Who munches on popcorn while shitting on the toilet seat???

Maybe the shitter wasn't eating the popcorn, but had an audience that was?

Ugh, I need brain bleach for myself after that thought!

[Lurking Sockpuppet]

Maybe the shitter wasn't eating the popcorn, but had an audience that was?

Ugh, I need brain bleach for myself after that thought!

AHHHH! Now I need a cheese grater and some brain bleach.

Sockpuppet

[Daemonmonkey]

Who munches on popcorn while shitting on the toilet seat???

You know, most of these SC have the brain of a bird. Maybe it's the same with their intestinal system?

"munch, munch-shit!" - "munch, munch- shit!" - "We were, we were - shitt'n"

[mharbourgirl]

You know, most of these SC have the brain of a bird. Maybe it's the same with their intestinal system?

"munch, munch-shit!" - "munch, munch- shit!" - "We were, we were - shitt'n"

Dude. Nice one, you rock. I needed a good laugh this morning, thanks.

[hinakiba777]

Maybe the shitter wasn't eating the popcorn, but had an audience that was?

Ugh, I need brain bleach for myself after that thought!

Brings new meaning to the phrase "Shit Show"

[Misanthropical]

I hate you all! I was hungry but not anymore!

[Kara]

Maybe the shitter wasn't eating the popcorn, but had an audience that was?

Meth Addict1: Dude, this 3D is AMAZING!
Meth Addict2: Are you sure this is the theater? Where are the chairs?

[I_Hate_SCs]

...What..in the....hell. Who munches on popcorn while shitting on the toilet seat???

I heard people did this at the Bullseye that I worked at, because they were too lazy to go to the restroom AFTER they got their precious popcorn from the snack bar in the store. It is gross. The last thing I would eat is a bag of popcorn that even set foot near a retail store's bathroom! I just wonder where they set the bag when they 'clean up' after their restroom visit.

[Daemonmonkey]

Dude. Nice one, you rock. I needed a good laugh this morning, thanks.

[Bows] You're welcome! Happy holidays!

[Kristev]

I'm going to stay out of this one. I could tell you all stories that would turn your hair white.

[ZedOmega]

I'm going to stay out of this one. I could tell you all stories that would turn your hair white.

Ditto for me. Some of the stuff I've found in the bathrooms at work range from typical drunk-messes to 'what the happy fuck?'

[JustaCashier]

iI just wonder where they set the bag when they 'clean up' after their restroom visit.

They probably wait until they've finished eating/spilling all of their popcorn, then use the empty bag to wipe.

That also explains why the toilets are so often plugged up!

Mike

[Andara Bledin]

I just wonder where they set the bag when they 'clean up' after their restroom visit.

That's assuming that they even do that... >_>

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