I had a horrible string of incidents tonight.
First, a mom and her son were using one of the Uscans, and son kept taking bags off the scale, slowing down Mom while I tried my best to keep the errors cleared, just in time for him to put the bags back, so Mom could yell at him for that, just back and forth. Even better? She gets angry when she realizes the line that had formed on the only open register when she came to Uscan had already cleared out. Oh, yes, I made you come over here with your overflowing basket of stuff...
I've forgotten the second one, but the third one, a guy came in about ten, walks up to guest services, stands there a moment, then yells in my direction: "Is anyone going to help me?"
"Probably not, but I can try, what did you need?"
"Lotto."
"Can't do Lotto this late."
"Why not?"
"It's too late for Lotto."
"No, it's not." I see you went to the Five year old school of arguing.
"I can't get back there to do anything..."
"That's all you had to say the first time."
That's what I SAID the first time! The reason is unimportant. I can't do Lotto because I CAN'T FUCKING DO LOTTO! The means are the ends...
Even later, some guy just walks up to me and says, "What would you suggest for a urinary tract infection?"
"I... what?"
"A urinary tract infection."
"Oh, no, I heard you... but, do you mean for a human, or a pet...?"
"A human..."
I looked around a bit, then shrugged. "Yeah, see, I'm a Uscan attendant, not a doctor, though, with how many people assume I'm a manager, I can see how you'd be confused.
First, a mom and her son were using one of the Uscans, and son kept taking bags off the scale, slowing down Mom while I tried my best to keep the errors cleared, just in time for him to put the bags back, so Mom could yell at him for that, just back and forth. Even better? She gets angry when she realizes the line that had formed on the only open register when she came to Uscan had already cleared out. Oh, yes, I made you come over here with your overflowing basket of stuff...
I've forgotten the second one, but the third one, a guy came in about ten, walks up to guest services, stands there a moment, then yells in my direction: "Is anyone going to help me?"
"Probably not, but I can try, what did you need?"
"Lotto."
"Can't do Lotto this late."
"Why not?"
"It's too late for Lotto."
"No, it's not." I see you went to the Five year old school of arguing.
"I can't get back there to do anything..."
"That's all you had to say the first time."
That's what I SAID the first time! The reason is unimportant. I can't do Lotto because I CAN'T FUCKING DO LOTTO! The means are the ends...
Even later, some guy just walks up to me and says, "What would you suggest for a urinary tract infection?"
"I... what?"
"A urinary tract infection."
"Oh, no, I heard you... but, do you mean for a human, or a pet...?"
"A human..."
I looked around a bit, then shrugged. "Yeah, see, I'm a Uscan attendant, not a doctor, though, with how many people assume I'm a manager, I can see how you'd be confused.
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