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    Ok, so I work in a bowling CENTER (They get real touchy if you say alley.) Aside from the normal annoyances i.e. I need a pop and fries *we have many different sizes and types of each.
    Today kind of took the cake, so to speak. We have had a tournament this weekend, which means there is no room for open bowlers. A smart person would have called ahead to see if there were lanes available today, but no.. these women. These uppity/snooty women come in, who have been here before.. when there are tournaments and no lanes available.. OY!!
    They don't bother to stop at the front counter, they come into the bar to have a 111th birthday celebration.. about 20 mins into their celebration, one of them decides to go to the front counter to see where their lanes are going to be. The GM kindly tells them that there are no lanes available because, while it appears half the lanes are available, we have a league tonight.. so there are NO lanes available until approx. 5 pm, when the tourney is done.
    The ringleader decides this is unacceptable and storms away.. to the snack bar.. TO THE SNACK BAR. What am I going to do about there being no lanes for them to bowl? Nothing. I am the snack bar manager. If you have a complaint about the food, yes.. I can help you. No lanes till 5? Sorry, that's not my deal.
    I think what irked me the most, besdies the fact that they had been here before when a tourney was happening, was that these were kids ages 14-19 bowling for college scholarships. And these women had a full-on-no-holds-barred HISSY FIT about not being able to bowl. Really? Because you turning 111 is SO much more important than scholarships to college, right.. UGH! It's a good thing I like my regs..

  • #2
    Why do they get touchy with the "alley" moniker?
    ... they didn't notice a party? musta really been a 111th!
    The snack bar. Wut?
    Also, way not to be classy, old women female humans.
    "Is it the lie that keeps you sane? Is this the lie that keeps you sane?What is it?Can it be?Ought it to exist?"
    "...and may it be that I cleave to the ugly truth, rather than the beautiful lie..."

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    • #3
      Celebrating 111. They're doin' it wrong.



      There must also be a wizard and fireworks.
      The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.

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      • #4
        welcome to the nut house.

        and...
        (They get real touchy if you say alley.)
        you're off the clock now so you can call it whatever you want

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        • #5
          Quoth ShinyGreenApple View Post
          Celebrating 111. They're doin' it wrong.



          There must also be a wizard and fireworks.
          Unlike Bilbo, they refused to disappear.
          "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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          • #6
            Quoth PepperElf View Post
            welcome to the nut house.
            Actually, we prefer nut CENTER.

            Mike
            Meow.........

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            • #7
              We're the Sane House.

              It's everyone else who seems quite . . . off the mark.
              Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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              • #8
                Quoth Kristev View Post
                We're the Sane House.

                It's everyone else who seems quite . . . off the mark.
                Wait..THEY told you that didn't THEY? *looks around wildly then whispers conspiratorially "The red peanut honks at sea." then into the night.

                As for the OP...Don't you know all workers in a place have the power to do absolutely anything? Regardless of position, reality, or sanity?
                Last edited by Mytical; 02-01-2011, 09:23 AM.
                Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.

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                • #9
                  Quoth Kristev View Post
                  We're the Sane House.

                  It's everyone else who seems quite . . . off the mark.
                  Yep! Everybody else is strange; we're all the normal ones here at CS.com...

                  And so are we!

                  Don't forget about us!

                  Shut up, you guys, I'm the one in control here...

                  No, I am!

                  Idjit, I is!

                  ....Where was I? Oh yes...

                  There's nothing wrong with talking to yourself, as long as you don't lose any arguments...
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                  "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                  "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                  "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                  "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                  "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                  Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
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                  • #10
                    All the world art daft, save me and thee.


                    And betimes, I fear thou art a trifle cracked.
                    I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                    Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                    Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                    • #11
                      or perhaps the Kingdom of Nuts.

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