Wherein I Am Beset By Lusts

[MoonCat]

Well, the dulcet tones of Gravekeeper are now immortalized on the web, and I thank you. No, you don't sound at all like a girl.

[Teskeria]

I agree you don't sound like a female at all. But you do sound sexy. And thanks! I missed previous soundbites of yours and have been wondering since I joined and read all the back posts what you sound like.

[El Pollo Guerrera]

I couldn't possibly do that of course, and even if I did I wouldn't just throw it on the Internet forever or anything.

You sound like a DJ for a radio station that would play smooth classic jazz.

To me, you sound like you could get a job with CBC Radio... An occasional guest host of "Q" when Jian Ghomeshi is away on vacation.

[Eisa]

*listens* Damn. You have an awesome voice, GK.

And it is strangely familiar, which is weird as I have never called a customer service line or anything in Canada, never mind at 3 a.m. AND never mind randomly searching for pants.

Also, yeah, you don't sound like a girl at all. So...the mystery continues.

Unless you DO whisper every call like that one particular line first or something.

[morgana]

Yeah. Like I said. *slurp* I'd happily listen to that, at three am or any other time . . .

[Seenoevil]

Huh... I didn't even know you could DO that with a youtube video (make it private except for the link to view it.) Oh and totally not feminine in any way.

[Alteran Ancient]

My trains burst into flames all the time, usually the very one I'm riding.
In the past three months, the mishap counts on my ridden trains are as follows:

2 Passenger Alarm Pulls
2 Trains Terminating Early due to Door-related Faults (both in one day)
1 Train Terminating due to a Jammed Brake Burning from Friction

I am still waiting for the next catastrophe.

...and don't worry about Prince Charles. Sure, he's next in line for succession, but by the time a new monarch is required, he'll be too old to succeed. The Commonwealth may live-on for some time. Beware, though. The Australians may pull out of The Commonwealth when Lizzie leaves the throne.

[teh_blumchenkinder]

weee fire! Gk, you made me actually laugh out loud with those images... I wonder what the "please" coupled with SuperKawaiiKittenEyes would do to a Canadian... must test once I get my Visa.
also, I've been lurking for quite some time, probably since 2007 or so, so I managed to hear your voice off of those audio files that disappeared... and you sound exactly like I remember, minus all the schloosh in the recordings. You sound like a tenor, what? (Also, link-only vids? Hotness.)
You sound like a nice young man who's a bit on the thin side, probably blondish, definitely Canadian. Totally a geek (in the cool way, not the annoying way). You should do podcasts.

[shankyknitter]

::listens::

I second the podcast/radio idea. you have a voice that's pleasant to listen to, sounds like you know what you're talking about but without being condescending about it.

[Gizmo]

…..noooo, that’s ok. Marcus it is. <shudder>. You know, I’m establishing quite a checkered history of being mistaken for a ... sex operator

I used to be told this by my first boss . I was barely 18 so I was still a shrinking violet back then too.

Admittedly I am female which you don't sound at all.

On another note have you ever considered trying to get a gig recording for audio books?

[EvilEmpryss]

Okay, people, you've got to stop giving GK all these ideas about pod casting and radio and audio books. . . If he (and we've pretty much established that GK is a "he" short of a DNA test ) were to go and take up these other careers, he would escape the CS hell that is his current job.

And then where would we all be every Monday morning? Cold and alone without a Gravekeeper epic to read, that where!

No, for the prurient entertainment of the masses I say we should squash any attempt to lure GK into any other career field.

We luv ya, man, and we can't live without your posts. I'm sorry, but it's for the Greater Good.

[Food Lady]

I agree you don't sound like a female at all. But you do sound sexy. And thanks! I missed previous soundbites of yours and have been wondering since I joined and read all the back posts what you sound like.

I heard one a long time ago. And I agree with everyone. Niiiiice.

[Mr Hero]

Oooo! I know! I know!

He wanted. . . pants!!!!

Yes, but judging by the comments by the female members here, once the SC heard your voice, maybe they decided they're not going to need pants after all.

[Gravekeeper]

We luv ya, man, and we can't live without your posts. I'm sorry, but it's for the Greater Good.

I have no intention of doing this for the rest of my life, you know. >.>

[Raventhistle]

voice posts

Now see, I don't think Gravekeeper should give up posting on CS at any time....I think he -would- make a lot of people pass out from lack of air if he ever recorded himself reading one of his posts and then posted that here. Can you just imagine the emotion that would come through a -voice- post?

We're spitting coffee all over keyboards and gasping for breath from laughter as it is.
Voice posts would be -deadly-. But oh, what a way to die!