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  • #16
    can we also add special "ability" multipliers and combo type stuff like in Pokemon and Yugio???? cause you know someone will eventually try and pull out mutipule "cards"
    I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
    -- Life Sucks Then You Die.


    "I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."

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    • #17
      EE I love those!!! Would be fun as heck . It's pretty bad when co-workers (in this case ex-coworkers) pull the race card ..
      Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.

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      • #18
        The CSR Collectible Card Game, now with "I Know My Rights" and "Disability" card goodness.
        Sorry, my cow died so I don't need your bull

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        • #19
          Awesome-O, EE! ^_^

          And let's not forget the ...

          "I AM the Boss" card (counters "I know the boss")

          "Pink Camo Pants" card (fashion accessory for the SC's)

          "Gravekeeper's Lament" (forces SC to skip a turn while they figure out how to spell their own name)

          "Jester's Sarcasm" (counters anything)

          "Wal-Martian" (Worker skips a turn due to needing to claw his eyes out)

          "I want to speak to your Manager!" (50/50 shot of either SC winning a point or losing a point)

          and, of course, the "I'm never shopping here again!" card (guarantees a return visit within 3 turns)
          "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
          "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
          "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
          "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
          "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
          "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
          Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
          "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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          • #20
            If we get a full game out of this, I'll quite happily provide server space and bandwidth to host it

            Rapscallion

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            • #21
              I've got homework tonight, but if I can I'll start on the Counter Set between assignments. I love EricKei's ideas!
              Sorry, my cow died so I don't need your bull

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              • #22
                And yet another catbutt... I found it in Amsterdam some years ago.
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                • #23
                  That could be an interesting game. You try to give the other person such a bad day they quit.
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                  • #24
                    OK, some more card suggestions:

                    The Spineless Manager: caves at the drop of a card

                    Epic Fail!: Automatically overrides the SC hand

                    Return without Receipt
                    They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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                    • #25
                      The "Conflicting Policies" card countered with "Co-worker brought doughnuts" card? :-)

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                      • #26
                        EE: Thanks! ^_^

                        "%!@#&^%!!!!" (allows SC player to search deck for a Spineless Manager card or equivalent)

                        "Customer Standard Time" (SC gets an extra turn)

                        "Complaint to the BBB" (no effect whatsoever)

                        "Tech support" (fixes any one Problem in play)

                        Oh yes, and how could I forget:

                        "Brain Bleach" (Worker discards entire hand and ALL cards in play in his section of the playfield, including any hindrances played by customers. Draw a new hand; play any two cards from it immediately at no cost)
                        "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                        "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                        "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                        "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                        "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                        "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                        Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                        "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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                        • #27
                          Don't forget the "PWNED!" card! That one wipes out all the others!

                          And we need one for "I spend thousands here!"
                          When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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                          • #28
                            Okay, based on suggestions made today, we're getting a really nice deck here. We have SC cards and CSR counter-cards. Here are the latest:

                            The Wal-Martian Card (the horror!): http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/w...artianCard.jpg
                            The Tech Support Card: http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww23/EvilEmpryss/TechCard.jpg
                            The Spineless Manager SC Accomplice Card: http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/w...nelessCard.jpg
                            The Return Without a Receipt Card: http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/w...eceiptCard.jpg
                            The Profanity Card: http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/w...fanityCard.jpg
                            The Conflicting Policies Card: http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/w...liciesCard.jpg
                            The Pink Camo Pants Card: http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/w...nkCamoCard.jpg
                            The I'm Never Shopping Here Again Card: http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/w...erShopCard.jpg
                            The Jester's Sarcasm Card: http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/w...estersCard.jpg
                            Gravekeeper's Lament Card: http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/w...eepersCard.jpg
                            The Epic Fail Card: http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/w...s/EpicCard.jpg
                            The Coworker Brought Donuts Card: http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/w...DonutsCard.jpg
                            The Customer Standard Time Card: http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/w...ss/CSTCard.jpg
                            The Brain Bleach Card: http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/w...rainBleach.jpg
                            The I AM the Boss Card: http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/w...BossCard-1.jpg
                            Enjoy!
                            -EE

                            ETA:
                            The PWNED Card: http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/w.../PwnedCard.jpg
                            The I've Spent Thousands Card: http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/w...usandsCard.jpg
                            Last edited by EvilEmpryss; 02-04-2011, 03:07 AM.
                            Sorry, my cow died so I don't need your bull

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                            • #29
                              Great job, EE!

                              And, a couple more suggestions:

                              The snapping fingers to get employee's attention card.

                              The whistling (as if calling a dog) to get employee's attention card.


                              ETA: Just thought of a couple more:

                              SC Card: The Entitlement Whore Card. (Surprised we didn't come up with that yet! One of our most common SC's.)

                              CSR Counter Card: the Idiot Tax Card.



                              I think this is the funnest thread-jacking ever!



                              Mike
                              Last edited by JustaCashier; 02-04-2011, 04:10 AM. Reason: Added
                              Meow.........

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                              • #30
                                I'm working on ideas for how to play. Here's what I figure. Each turn is divided into to Phases.

                                The SC phase, and the Employee phase

                                Each player gets two thirty-card decks, one for the Employee phase and one for the SC phase. There is also one ten card "Purchase Deck"

                                During your SC phase, you try to play cards to get away with an item (drawn from the Purchase Deck). You do this by scoring however many 'points' the item is worth. If you fail to score the number of points, the Employee gets the item. If you score the points, you get the item.

                                Each Item will have a SC Hand Size, an Employee Hand Size, and a Cost (how many points must be scored)

                                The SC plays first each 'hand'. They may play as many cards as they like, but may never play less than one. Then the employee plays cards. They may choose to play no cards if they wish. This continues until

                                A) The SC has scored the 'Cost' in points, in which case the SC gets the item
                                B) The SC has no cards in their hand, in which case the Employee scores the item.
                                C) The Employee has no cards in their hand, in which case the SC gets the item.
                                D) A card is played which ends the round, in which case the instructions on the card are followed

                                The game is over when all ten items have been taken.

                                The winner is the one with the most points when the game ends.

                                In case of a tie, each player shuffles their Purchases, and draws one at random. The highest Cost wins.
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