I guess I committed attempted murder!

[Barefootgirl]

There is a Stephen King novel about a brain-destroying virus that spreads via cellphones - perhaps that lady had been reading it (more fool her, in which case - its dire).

[Daemonmonkey]

My goodness! Someone nearby was clearly attacking her, you should've released the call so she could dial the police immediately.

Did'nt you know? Bitching and complaining is more important than someone near you trying to kill you...

[Andara Bledin]

it sounds like she got credit she didn't deserve;

Nah. This is pretty much standard with cell phone plans. If you manage to go over your limit and incur fees, they'll offer to let you retro-actively change your plan to one that will cover the usage without additional fees. Then they credit the fees minus the difference in the monthly rates.

^-.-^

[houdini]

If you can kill people over the phone, Gravekeeper's customers are in real trouble.

[JustaCashier]

Well, the OP was being nice and trying to offer a solution, and I'm sure did so in a very pleasant tone of voice, so maybe the SC felt she was being killed with kindness.


Mike

[EricKei]

She was two though, so it was somewhat to be expected.

You remind me of my friend B -- he mentioned that he'll have to watch his mouth a bit more in the car...His two-year-old daughter was pretending to "drive" at home, which consisted mainly of honks, jerks of an imaginary steering wheel, and occasional outbursts of "F*** off, asshole!"

[fireheart]

Unfortunately there isn't a "brain escaping the head" smiley around here.

So I'll make do with this:

<--- My Brain.

[PepperElf]

Customer: SIR! (to a person around her) CAN YOU HELP ME, THIS LADY IS TRYING TO KILL ME?

although you may have wanted to reach through the phone to strangle her... i don't see how telling her "no" can in any way shape or form turn into a murder attempt.

and i'm betting the police would roll their eyes at the call

did you not get trained on that supersecret customer ZAPPING electric chair current button????

well i've heard of people rigging up phones to chairs so that they'll deliver a shock to the ass when the phone rings...

[mariamousie1]

I think if it were possible to kill someone over the phone, half the people on this forum would be serving consecutive life sentences.

[dalesys]

I think if it were possible to kill someone over the phone, half the people on this forum would be serving consecutive life sentences.

And the rest of us would be in for aiding, abetting and applauding.

[Kereminde]

I don't understand. How can you murder someone when you're only talking to them via telephone, far, far away?

Employ an SCP. Wait, wrong site . . .

[Mattland]

I wonder what she would have done if you had pointed out that the call was being recorded for training purposes...

[PepperElf]

what's an scp?

[Jay 2K Winger]

what's an scp?

These are.

Warning. That site contains many examples of High Octane Nightmare Fuel. Read at your own risk.

[taxguykarl]

I wonder what she would have done if you had pointed out that the call was being recorded for training purposes...

I don't think that would have mattered.