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  • Cotton Hill, is that you?

    I swear this really happened! I was too busy laughing to get offended. I work at a sandwich shop and this older guy comes in and sits down instead of going up to the counter to order, I was returning to work after my break when this guy smacks me on the butt and says "Hey missy! How about some sammiches!"
    http://www.customerssuck.com/?m=20080203

    My destiny is not pretty, but it's what my cutie mark is telling me.

  • #2
    You really ought to at least mention it to your boss- he might do it to someone else who doesn't find that sort of thing amusing. And it isn't. Man needs to get out of the Sixties.

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    • #3
      Good think you have a sense of humor; I wouldn't have been so forgiving about a strange man touching me and speaking to me like that.
      "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

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      • #4
        Men I don't know--and a lot of the ones I DO know--are not allowed to touch me. And NO ONES touches my rear, period. That's harrassment and should be reported.
        "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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        • #5
          reported, hell, he should be grateful he didn't receive a much needed 'ass whuppin.'
          look! it's ghengis khan!
          Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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          • #6
            The man's hand? Yea, it wouldn't be there any more.

            Should've turned around to him and told him to make his own sandwich and, oh, the cops would be helping him with it.
            Eh, one day I'll have something useful here. Until then, have a cookie or two.

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            • #7
              Quoth HappyFun Ball View Post
              "... sammiches!"
              That term has the same effect on me as someone scratching fingernails down a blackboard.

              The old guy probably thought he was being "cute" and coupled it with the "I was just kidding around" slap on the butt.

              Triple Dog Fail.
              "Ignorance is no excuse for a law."
              .................................................. ..................- Alfred E. Newman

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              • #8
                "Sorry, sir, you won't be able to eat them with a broken jaw."
                When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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                • #9
                  If it was someone I knew, I'd tell them they're be 'mucus-based ingredients' on it as well

                  If it was a stranger, I'd probably completely overact and have a massive panic attack in my boss's office.
                  "Did you at least ascertain the nature of his curse so that I may know the monstrosity that I face? ... A GIRL? He was... Turned into a girl? WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT?" -EGS http://egscomics.com

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                  • #10
                    Just a reminder: we don't advocate food tampering here.
                    Seshat's self-help guide:
                    1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
                    2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
                    3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
                    4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

                    "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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                    • #11
                      "Of course sir! Now I'll be making you a sexual harassment charge on legal toast with extra police involvement! If you're not satisfied after that I'm sure I can get my manager to let me throw in a side of jail time for you"
                      Me to a friend: I know I'm crazy, you know I'm crazy, the zombies at the end of the world will know I'm crazy. Thus not eating my brain for fear of ingesting the crazy. It's my survival plan.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth shankyknitter View Post
                        "Of course sir! Now I'll be making you a sexual harassment charge on legal toast with extra police involvement! If you're not satisfied after that I'm sure I can get my manager to let me throw in a side of jail time for you"
                        Nice!

                        I have to say, I did laugh at the original story but only in the context of Cotton Hill. I know plenty of men around these parts who would probably say something similar to a woman but keep their hands to themselves.
                        "If we refund your money, give you a free replacement and shoot the manager, then will you be happy?" - sign seen in a restaurant

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                        • #13
                          Yes, I can definitely see Cotton Hill doing that. LOL!
                          The Borg wouldn't know fun if they assimilated an amusement park. -- B'Elanna Torres, Star Trek: Voyager

                          Math! Math, my dear boy, is but the lesbian sister of Biology. -- Peter Griffin, Family Guy

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                          • #14
                            I know I should've said/done something, but he caught me so off guard and sounded so much like Cotton Hill I couldn't help but laugh.
                            http://www.customerssuck.com/?m=20080203

                            My destiny is not pretty, but it's what my cutie mark is telling me.

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                            • #15
                              I'm pretty sure I would have gotten myself fired for how I would have handled a situation like that. Kudos for laughing it off.
                              "I am nothing if not an equal opportunity asshole." -Gravekeeper

                              "F**k you and your tie." -Jester

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