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  • #16
    shankyknitter: You forgot the permaban soda and "My name isn't . . . so you can call me . . . instead" cookies!
    Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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    • #17
      Quoth Kristev View Post
      shankyknitter: You forgot the permaban soda and "My name isn't . . . so you can call me . . . instead" cookies!
      Drat! One day I figure out these dratted combo specials customers keep ordering.
      Me to a friend: I know I'm crazy, you know I'm crazy, the zombies at the end of the world will know I'm crazy. Thus not eating my brain for fear of ingesting the crazy. It's my survival plan.

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      • #18
        Did he say that he killed fiddy men?

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        • #19

          Dude! I'd be laughing and offended! Really? Really bitch? BAN HAMMAH!
          That's so unreal!
          ( )
          "Is it the lie that keeps you sane? Is this the lie that keeps you sane?What is it?Can it be?Ought it to exist?"
          "...and may it be that I cleave to the ugly truth, rather than the beautiful lie..."

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          • #20
            LOL, I was halfway expecting him to say "I killed fitty men, and the tojos blew my shins off."
            http://www.customerssuck.com/?m=20080203

            My destiny is not pretty, but it's what my cutie mark is telling me.

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            • #21
              New category of SCs: The Cotton Hill.
              Can't reason with the unreasonable.
              The only thing worse than not getting hired is getting hired.

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              • #22
                Quoth Seshat View Post
                Just a reminder: we don't advocate food tampering here.
                I'd be worried if you did... I probably should have mentioned it would be joking...
                "Did you at least ascertain the nature of his curse so that I may know the monstrosity that I face? ... A GIRL? He was... Turned into a girl? WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT?" -EGS http://egscomics.com

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                • #23
                  Not sure about anyone else, but I get the feeling that the story would be better described if we had a picture of the butt in question. I'd like to confirm that this guy has good taste.

                  Rapscallion

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                  • #24
                    Quoth Rapscallion View Post
                    Not sure about anyone else, but I get the feeling that the story would be better described if we had a picture of the butt in question. I'd like to confirm that this guy has good taste.

                    Rapscallion
                    Why? Are you going to bite him?
                    I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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                    • #25
                      Quoth HappyFun Ball View Post
                      I swear this really happened! I was too busy laughing to get offended. I work at a sandwich shop and this older guy comes in and sits down instead of going up to the counter to order, I was returning to work after my break when this guy smacks me on the butt and says "Hey missy! How about some sammiches!"
                      If that was me I wouldn't know to laugh at that old codger channeling Cotton Hill or to kick his ass for that.
                      I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
                      Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
                      Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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