Love is in the air

[noone]

I don't know... I'd say something like that just to get a rise out of people around me.

Which is also why I say "Gaaaaaaaaay" and other things when my guy friends are kissing/holding hands in public. I don't believe the rude things that come out of my mouth, which is why they're funny.

[Rantsylvania 6-5000]

I don't know... I'd say something like that just to get a rise out of people around me.

Unfortunately, in the case of Irv's customers here, it was most likely for real.

[Victory Sabre]

Because that's really something I'd want out in public. I hope he's sterile.

I hope they both are sterile.

Makes me glad I don't live in the land of cheese.

[MoonCat]

Wouldn't surprise me around here either. Sad.

[Racket_Man]

Either that or if you haven't at least had several misdemeanors (preferably felonies, though) by age 18, you're "weird".

and let us not forget several DWIs/OWIs/DUIs (can be alcohol or other "substances") or several underage drinking violations. clean driving record????? then you ARE really weird.

and my pizza place wonders why it is so hard to hire delivery drivers.

[fireheart]

*Jamming fingers in my ears and going LALALALALA*
I cannot accept that Wisconsin has these issues - this is where some of my favorite cheeses come from. Please lie to me and tell me that only the few and the proud normal people touch the cheese.

Unless there's something IN the cheese that's not normal?

[Becks]

now it seems that we (you me Irv and a few others) are the exception to the rule and we are not normal

Never once in my 31+ years of existence have I claimed to be normal!

[Jester]

About a year or so ago, myself and one or two other coworkers were constantly joking with the one hostess about her impending 18th birthday. Because A. she's hot and B. we're pervs. To her credit, she pretty much laughed us off.

Semi-related...my friend Little Red was giving me shit yesterday. I mentioned that a girl across the bar was somewhat cute, and when Red saw her, she said "Wow...she's not 18. I'm impressed. Something new for you." I protested, pointing out that, of the 3 girls I am vaguely interested at the moment (all of which Red is aware of), only 1 is 19, and the other two are actually older than Red, both being in their 30's. "Yes," Red said, "but they both look like they're 19!"

She had a point.

Hi, i'm Chris Hansen and I couldn't help overhearing your conversation....

For. The. WIN!!!

[Racket_Man]

Never once in my 31+ years of existence have I claimed to be normal!

I never claimed to be normal either, but we as a small group are just "strange" (take your pick of "strange")

[dalesys]

I never claimed to be normal either, but we as a small group are just "strange" (take your pick of "strange")

Merely "strange" or 3 sigmas West of "STRANGE!"???


(sigma = the unit of standard deviation... How are deviates standard?)

[Becks]

I never claimed to be normal either, but we as a small group are just "strange" (take your pick of "strange")

I'll choose...hmmmm...let me think for a second....wow, tough choice here...















Random.

That way, no one ever knows what to expect. Especially out in public.