I'm personally counting the days until the local pick-your-owns open. I want me some fresh-picked strawberries and raspberries!
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Quoth EricKei View PostRFTS? I remember that game...I still have the floppy disk it came on >_>
(Reach For The Stars, the great-grandpappy of 4X games like Civ ^_^)"I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."
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"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me
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And another one....
Yes, but what TYPE?
Customer: Hi, I'd like to get 2 packets of Peter Styvies in the 25's (short for stuyvesant)
Me (opens up case): Which one, Classic or Filter?
Customer: Yes.
Me: *brain has stopped working, abort/retry/fail?*The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom
Now queen of USSR-Land...
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Quoth Jester View Post"So I got me a pen and a paper, and I made up my own fucking sign.
It said, "Thanks to you folks that learned how to read, unlike the others in line...."
(Note: The key to good parody songs is to make sure the meter of the new lyrics matches the music of the original song. If nothing else, it makes singing along to the music with the new lines much, much easier.....)
I remember when that song first came out.When you start at zero, everything's progress.
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