Quoth KiaKat
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Some of the regulars at The Bar know that I am also a magician, and from time to time I have done some tricks for them when it's not too busy. But of course, there will be times when it is slamming, and they are themselves slammed, and in the middle of all the chaos, they'll all for me to do magic tricks. Which is simply Not Happening. My first priority when I am tending bar is to tend bar...magic tricks are way down the list.
But of course, sometimes these regulars just don't get it. Amazing what alcohol can do to an otherwise rational brain.
Anyway, one time one of the more obnoxious and vociferous of the group kept going on about it, despite my repeatedly declining. Finally he made some comment about how it wasn't that busy (it was), I should do some tricks, etc., etc. Basically telling me how to do my job. Finally I wheeled around on him.
ME: "Look pal, I don't come to your job and tell you how to sell drugs to children, do I?"
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