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Quoth Jester View PostLike you, GK, I live in a town that's a bit....different.
Unlike you, I don't harbor any illusions that this place is anything resembling "normal."would rather us be located inconsiders us to be a separate country entirely.
It's just that we round people like MC Shake & Bake up and drop them all in one place, require them to obtain permits, kick back a percentage to the local authorities in unmarked tan envelopes, etc...We call it the French Quarter. I distinctly recall multiple breakdancing sessions being held in the square in front of the big cathedral back in the 80's...>_>
We even have an annual festivus featuring the weirdest of the bunch -- it just recently ended for this year, actually -- called Mardi Gras."For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
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Quoth Panacea View Post
And yet, as good as I can be with parodies, the one I've been working on for years still goes nowhere. Hmph.
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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Indeed. I love reading GK's posts just to read about how bad poor old MC Shake and Bake (I just love saying that!) is doing.
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostI’m sure there’s a perfectly valid reason for half the females I walked passed tonight to be wearing cat ears. I don’t know what that reason is…..nor can I honestly imagine one that makes any sense, but I’m sure there is one. I hope there is one. I like to try to maintain the mental illusion I live in a reasonably normal city. Despite witnessing daily arguments to the contrary.
One of them even had a tail.
Quoth Trjgul View PostCould have been an anime convention in town- I used to dress like that when I went to those.
However, there is a Stargate convention the weekend of the 14th.
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostGoing toe to toe with two other rappers, and a dude that was beatboxing on a flute.
Quoth Jester View PostAnd yet, as good as I can be with parodies, the one I've been working on for years still goes nowhere. Hmph.
^-.-^Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden
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Gyah! Been busy. ><
Quoth NateTheChops View PostGet this. He has a lightening bolt shaped scar too.
Quoth nicolecjI would like to submit that as the reason that they were wearing cat ears. There was a cat circus in town! See, it is completely logical
Quoth houdiniYou really need to work on that brain-to-mouth filter, Gravekeeper.
Quoth TrjgulCould have been an anime convention in town- I used to dress like that when I went to those.
Quoth ElPolloGuerraYou know, I was joking before when I said that we'd be seeing MC Shake'N'Bake on "Urban Star", but now I'm thinking it'd be a good idea. It may bring about an end to the endless 'war of the talentless' reality shows out there.
Quoth MoonCatAs for MC Shake & Bake, I think the majority of the population of Vancouver must be going blocks out of their way to avoid him. Even the people that don't have anything better to do than stand around and watch somebody, ahem, "rap."
Quoth JesterThis seems to be an ongoing pattern with a lot of your callers. And somehow, because of it, I suddenly feel the need to break out in song. And I feel a wave of Motown coming on....(sung to the tune of this song)
Quoth AndaraI tried to see if there was something furry going on up there this past weekend, but evidence says the closest you would get would be Bearracuda, and that doesn't actually involve any females...
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