Would You Like To Handle Our Complaints?

[Kogarashi]

If it were me, I wouldn't have decided to do it.

It would've just happened.

Of course, I'm well known to trip over invisible objects.

I see you and I share the same mad skillz.

[Jay 2K Winger]

I see you and I share the same mad skillz.

So do you guys and my buddy Tom, who has tripped over nothing and somehow manages to hurt himself without even hitting anything.

[Becks]

I see you and I share the same mad skillz.

Word.

So do you guys and my buddy Tom, who has tripped over nothing and somehow manages to hurt himself without even hitting anything.

I've been known to do that. Often. Hell, I've even given myself whiplash.

[CorneliaMarieRocks]

. As for the second lady: SCAM, SCAM, and oh yeah SCAM! That is all!

"I'll say it once more, SCAM! Twice more, SCAM, SCAM!" I love watching re-runs of Chicago Hope

[Jester]

It takes skill to strip over flat surfaces. It really does.

I am amazingly skilled at this. Of course, I usually pull off amazing recoveries, and if anyone sees this, I proudly bow.

Hey, shy I'm not.

I do have difficulty just walking since the accident.

I don't have that excuse to fall back on. I'm just a klutz.

After all, SHE shouldn't have to remember where in the lot she parked, HE should figure it out.

SHE should be mauled by a pack of hyenas, and then SHE should be anally serviced by a horny wild boar, so that WE can get some entertainment out of this completely unpleasant goat dropping of a person.

That's why most flat surfaces involving stripping have a pole in the middle of them. It takes less skill to strip that way.

I am going to disagree with you, as I have seen some strippers with amazing skills on the pole. And I mean that in the most non-sexual, non-double entendre way possible.

No, seriously. Can YOU do a backflip off the top of a brass pole and land on your feet in three inch heels?

Yeah. Skills.

[Ironclad Alibi]

I am going to disagree with you, as I have seen some strippers with amazing skills on the pole. And I mean that in the most non-sexual, non-double entendre way possible.

No, seriously. Can YOU do a backflip off the top of a brass pole and land on your feet in three inch heels?

I was saying it took more skill to strip without a pole than with one, not the pole strippers were less skillful. However, my personal knowledge is somewhat limited in that regard.

As for doing a backflip off the top of a brass pole and landing on my feet in three inch heels? If I ever get to the top of a brass pole, I'll give it a try.