And For My Next Trick...

[BlaqueKatt]

Harry Potter, Gandalf, and Merlin can all kiss my ass.

what about Balthazar?

[Stryker One]

Ah.

Harry Potter, Gandalf, and Merlin can all kiss my ass.

So, I guess you're more the Voldemort type.

[MoonCat]

This thread is the best laugh I've had in weeks. Thanks all!

As for Rincewind....nah, he'd only end up hurting himself.

[bainsidhe]

Aw shucks, capes are cool!

[Jester]

That's a wizard,magicians wear top hats & capes,so that's your problem Jester

Don't start with me. Haven't you noticed? I'm a baaaaaaad man....

Count on Jester to come up with something more original than the usual magician-themed solutions to SCs, such as sawing them in half or making them disappear in a puff of smoke!

Oh my friends, I have barely scratched the surface of creative ways I could make SCs disappear. Not only am I a magician, but I am also an avid reader of books about serial killers.

Ponder that for a bit, dearies.

What about Rincewind?

Who?

So, I guess you're more the Voldemort type.

Again....who?

I have an outfit lke that (blue/purple with gold stars and trim).

As do I. And I wear it at the appropriate times: Fantasy Fest, Halloween, Mardi Bras, costume parties, Election Days, etc.

This thread is the best laugh I've had in weeks. Thanks all!

Glad to help!

Aw shucks, capes are cool!

Yes they are. And somewhere I have a long, hooded, black cape. I just don't know where....

[BamaBabe]

As do I. And I wear it at the appropriate times: Fantasy Fest, Halloween, Mardi Bras, costume parties, Election Days, etc.

Of all the appropriate times you listed, I think Election Days is the greatest of the times!

[Jester]

Of all the appropriate times you listed, I think Election Days is the greatest of the times!

That wasn't a random day thrown in there for laughs. During the 2006 mid-term elections, I actually went to the polls to vote dressed in my full court jester costume. I was unimpressed with my available options, and used my wardrobe to express that displeasure.

Of course, this being Key West, almost no one really noticed.

I think such shenanigans would have garnered far more attention back home in Phoenix, or almost any other place, except for perhaps New York City, New Orleans, San Francisco, or Los Angeles. Just saying.

[Jester]

And before anyone says, "This thread is useless without pictures," let me assure you we did take pictures. Now, we weren't allowed to take any inside the polling place, but I got a few amusing shots outside of it, including the one below.

[dalesys]

Don't start with me. Haven't you noticed? I'm a baaaaaaad man....

Shari Lewis wants to know what you've done with Lambchop... They can't get the off her face.

[Betweenshades]

Of course, this being Key West, almost no one really noticed.

Which makes it both funnier and sad. :P

I heart Key West.

[Andara Bledin]

Who?

Aww... Everybody should read the Discworld books by Terry Pratchett.

Or, if you're really not a book-loving sort, you could watch some of the adaptations they've done.

Again....who?

He's the big bad from the Harry Potter series.

^-.-^

[Mikkel]

Aww... Everybody should read the Discworld books by Terry Pratchett.

I have just read The Colour of Magic and The Light Fantastic for the first time. They remind me of the Myth series by Robert Asprin.

[Kogarashi]

I prefer the Death books myself.

[Jay 2K Winger]

I prefer the Death books myself.

I prefer the Vimes books.

How do you spell "badass" in Morporkian? V-I-M-E-S.

[AccountingDrone]

I prefer the Death books myself.

I prefer the guards =)