Can I have your number baby?

[Ironclad Alibi]

The OP reminds me of this cartoon.

[Kisa]

The OP reminds me of this cartoon.

I love that!! I should give out the number to the dog pound or the police station or something

[Kisa]

"Then why'd you ask for my number in the first place?"

Ask for a phone number, then let the insults and vulgarities fly when you don't get it. Yeah, that'll totally make her want to go out with you. What woman doesn't want a guy who treats her like crap?! [/sarcasm] Dumbass.

Kisa, you might want to look up and memorize your local Rejection Hotline number. Give that out to those creeps.

Drunk guy: no friggen way
ANGRY drunk guy: can have my number anyday(not)

[Seshat]

I love that!! I should give out the number to the dog pound or the police station or something

The police station. The folks at the dog pound already have enough sucky customers to deal with.

Trust me. I volunteered there for a while.

[Zellie Crescent]

Kisa, you might want to look up and memorize your local Rejection Hotline number. Give that out to those creeps.

Damn, you beat me to it. I was going to suggest the same thing, I would have absolutely no problem giving them that number with a smile on my face.

[taxguykarl]

You can always deny knowing it offhand. With the proliferation of cell phones and dearth of land lines, a lot of my clients have to look theirs up...I kid you not.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

I don't know mine.

I'm trying to memorize it, and I have it mostly memorized, but the last bit of it is all sevens and fives and twos, ironically, and those are the hardest ones to tell apart. And it does not make a discernible pattern on the keyboard.

And after all, when do I call me?

Of course, that's a lame excuse, I don't know my husband's either and I call him all the time.

[Caractacus_Potts]

Thanks for the stiff, pricks.

OK...I have to admit I laughed at that, I assume, accidental combination of words.

[tropicsgoddess]

I wonder what the hell makes the creepy loser guys think that they can pick up chicks by being creepy, drunk or a total ass or all of the above. I've had a guy try and flirt with me on the phone and ask me for my number and facebook info and he even had to audacity to tell me he was married! I told him that I wasn't allowed (which was true) and also that I wanted to keep the convo professional. Thankfully he hung up after that...politely.

[lobo94]

Thought for the day-there is a difference between being a male and being a man. Being a male means you have the equipment required to reproduce. Being a man requires more than that.

[redleg]

well i must admit i have seen stranger things. like a drunk guy asking one of the girls i know on a date...
...while she was arresting him.

[Comechatcha]

well i must admit i have seen stranger things. like a drunk guy asking one of the girls i know on a date...
...while she was arresting him.

Well, in that case, he got one. In court.

[Josh]

Thought for the day-there is a difference between being a male and being a man. Being a male means you have a penis. Being a man requires more than that.

There, fixed it....

[PepperElf]

I WOULDNT WANNA DATE YOU ANYWAY BITCH!!!!

Ah the mating call of the thin-skin weak-egoed men

[Mr Hero]

I work various positions

And THIS is why you people asking for your phone number.