Parking lot rubber

[Hitokiri Akins]

Okay, I've got two stories that kind of link to tell.

When I worked at Taco Bell as a kid, I was sweeping the lot one morning, and I found a used condom on the ground. Just sitting there, right next to one of the light posts. A used fucking condom. Well, I swept it up, and continued on with my job, and I told my co-worker about it when I got inside.

I remember two main things brought up at that point;

"Who would be fucking at Taco Bell in the middle of the night?"
"While I'm glad he used protection, what kind of guy fucks a girl in a parking lot of a fast food joint?"

Now, today, I found a used condom wrapper in the drive-thru while sweeping up, I just lost it. I immediately stopped what I was doing, picked up the wrapper, brought it inside and showed everyone working what I found. The girls, of course, started laughing, and I proceeded to tell the story I just told.

How does that happen to the same person twice in 10 years, though?

[Mr Hero]

I can't think of a more romantic place than Taco Bell.

[DeltaSierra]

Perhaps he asked her if she wanted to see his burrito and it went from there.....

[GiggityGiggityGoo]

....then I guess the condom means she ordered it with no sour cream.....

[UncleImpy]

Perhaps he asked her if she wanted to see his burrito and it went from there.....

...with the new seedless wrap?

[wolfie]

When I worked at Taco Bell as a kid, I was sweeping the lot one morning, and I found a used condom on the ground. Just sitting there, right next to one of the light posts. A used fucking condom. Well, I swept it up, and continued on with my job, and I told my co-worker about it when I got inside.

Sheldon must be having a slow day. I've gotta ask - is there any other kind of condom (check the boldface)? Not the first thing people think of when you tell them someone "left rubber" in your parking lot.

[Pony_Boy]

maybe he wanted ti inspect her taco

[Sheldonrs]

I prefer to do it at Dennys. A Grand Slam is better than a soft taco.

[hornet95]

Maybe they did the deed somewhere else and found the condom while looking for a napkin. Hopefully. Otherwise, there's a new reason for making that run for the border.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I can't think of a more romantic place than Taco Bell.

Olive Garden.

(link NSFW)

[HappyFun Ball]

I ummm.. When I was 18 I used to do it in my car in a Taco Bell parking lot .. Well because I was 18, working a low wage job and well hotels were expensive. And the possibility of getting caught was a turn on.