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  • Happy meals are the only things that are happy...

    Working at Mcdonalds is a good way to start off your career at a young age.
    But as a fast food place... it is also a good way to say "Please kill me."

    Right. Let the sucky suck begin.

    Icey: Thats me. I need a hug.
    PA: Party Animal. This guy spent all night drinking
    PAF: Party animal has friends?
    GM: Grrr Man. He very angry.
    GC: Good customer. Wait what?
    WH: Hates water of any type


    Sorry mate... But I'm out of your league
    I was sent out to clean the carpark early in the morning. I hate morning. They are cold. Anyway, I was out there, cleaning up beer cans and bottles and rubbish. Since it was early morning, we didn't have many people around. Suddendly a car roars into the drive thru, filled with loud SC.
    Icey: (thinks to self) Whoever is on drive thru, I am sorry for you...

    Anyway, they get their food, begin to drive out and they see me. Now, I have long hair, REALLY long hair. Health code requires me to wear it in a hairnet or ponytail, I picked Latter.

    PA: Hey... is.. is that a chick?
    Icey:
    PAF: Hey! Hey you! Babe!
    PA: Hey! I wanna *&%# you! I &^%# you!
    PAF: Yeah! Wanna *%&^?

    At this point, I turn around so they can see my face... and my goatee. They shut right up and drive away as fast as they can.

    No... come back mate... Don't you wanna give me a goodbye kiss? No? Awww...


    OMG!? You have to WAIT!?
    Different day, different time. Its around 5pmish, so there aren't many staff on. A dude comes in and waits in line with 3 others. Not 5 minutes pass and he is already pissed.

    GM: Oh for *&%^'s sake! Whats taking so long!?

    Note: There is only 3 cooks, 1 cashier and 1 cleaner on duty atm with a small line.

    GM: This is ridiculous!
    Icey: (thinks) So are your manners...
    GC: Hey, leave them alone. They are doing the best they can.
    GM: HMPH! *storms out*

    asshole....

    AIIIIIE! Water! Kill it! With fire!
    As cleaner, I clean. (duh...). Floors, tables, walls, bins, counters. One of my most important jobs is making sure all the tables are clean so that customers have a place to eat.
    To this end, I use a clean cloth and water with safe chemicals in it to clean the tables. Now, I just finish wiping up several tables when a woman approaches with her meal.

    WH: Urgh. This table is all wet.

    I look at the table. It is shining clean, not 'wet'. I wipe it again anyway.

    WH: Still to wet. Bleh.

    She then leaves to go look for a... 'dry' table. Now, the only tables that are 'dry' are covered in rubbish from meals and sauce. She spots a filthy table and heads towards it.
    I'm quicker though. I get there before her and clean the table. She glares at me and with a huff takes a spot at the clean "wet" table.

    Yes! I am a master villian! My master plan is to make sure that all the tables that customers sit at are clean and tidy and... "wet". Soon, I will take over the world with an army of (slightly damp) cleaners! You'll never live in filth again! Mwahahahahahaha!


    And thats what I can remember for now.
    Icey out.
    Sucky Employees = The result of sucky customers getting a job...

  • #2
    Quoth Iseeyouthere View Post
    WH: Urgh. This table is all wet.
    I will not make an Invader Zim, I will NOT make an Invader Zim crack, IWILLNOTMAKEANINVADERZIMCRACK.

    ...

    ....
    .........*Makes an Invader Zim crack*

    Maybe she needed paste?




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    • #3
      Dude, you're hilarious. Just had to let you know.
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      • #4
        Quoth Iseeyouthere View Post
        GM: Grrr Man. He very angry.
        I don't know why this made me think of Bear is driving, but it did. Bravo on your first post, most entertaining. Also welcome and such. There's usually emoticons for that sort of thing, but I've no idea where...

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        • #5
          Quoth Iseeyouthere View Post

          PA: Hey... is.. is that a chick?
          Icey:
          PAF: Hey! Hey you! Babe!
          PA: Hey! I wanna *&%# you! I &^%# you!
          PAF: Yeah! Wanna *%&^?

          At this point, I turn around so they can see my face... and my goatee. They shut right up and drive away as fast as they can.
          I wish I could have seen the look on their faces!

          Welcome to the forum, Icey!

          Also, has any woman, ever, in the history of the world responded favorably to this?
          Last edited by thatcrazyredhead; 06-30-2011, 08:25 PM.
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          • #6
            PA: Hey... is.. is that a chick?
            Icey:
            PAF: Hey! Hey you! Babe!
            PA: Hey! I wanna *&%# you! I &^%# you!
            PAF: Yeah! Wanna *%&^?

            At this point, I turn around so they can see my face... and my goatee. They shut right up and drive away as fast as they can.
            lol, i wish i'd been there too; paf, assume much??
            look! it's ghengis khan!
            Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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            • #7
              I now hear dramatic gopher music when you turn around and they see your goatee...XD

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              • #8
                Quoth thatcrazyredhead View Post
                Also, has any woman, ever, in the history of the world responded favorably to this?
                Only if she is extremely wasted or extremely stupid. The Party Animal prefers both.

                And I too would've loved to have seen their expressions!
                I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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                • #9
                  Wow. I see the people and how they misbehave in the McDonalds in-house at my job.

                  Personally, I find wiping off a newly cleaned table with napkins helps remove the chemical, and the water, too, without being an S. C.
                  Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Iseeyouthere View Post
                    At this point, I turn around so they can see my face... and my goatee. They shut right up and drive away as fast as they can. No... come back mate... Don't you wanna give me a goodbye kiss? No? Awww...
                    Oh, man...

                    I can just hear the sound of peeling rubber! I bet they haven't tried this again. Then again, I tend to be on the nice side and am probably giving the SC's too much credit!

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Iseeyouthere View Post
                      PA: Hey... is.. is that a chick?
                      Icey:
                      PAF: Hey! Hey you! Babe!
                      PA: Hey! I wanna *&%# you! I &^%# you!
                      PAF: Yeah! Wanna *%&^?

                      At this point, I turn around so they can see my face... and my goatee. They shut right up and drive away as fast as they can.
                      I saw something similar back in college. This happened in the late 1960s. I was in the bookstore and saw a blonde girl from the rear with a flip hairstyle. Another girl was also looking at the first girl. Then the girl with the flip turned around, and it was a guy. The second girl was so surprised I swear her chin hit the ground. I have never seen anyone so astonished.
                      "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
                        ... I have never seen anyone so astonished.
                        Being a guy with long hair was a lot more surprising when nobody's dad or grandpa had it.
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                        • #13
                          Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
                          I saw something similar back in college. This happened in the late 1960s. I was in the bookstore and saw a blonde girl from the rear with a flip hairstyle. Another girl was also looking at the first girl. Then the girl with the flip turned around, and it was a guy. The second girl was so surprised I swear her chin hit the ground. I have never seen anyone so astonished.
                          I wear my hair in similar fashion since it's grown out a bit since Christmas, but I don't tend to scare people off (or at least none that I'm aware of.)

                          Maybe it's due to the fact that I am, in fact, a female.
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                          • #14
                            Quoth dalesys View Post
                            Being a guy with long hair was a lot more surprising when nobody's dad or grandpa had it.
                            At the time (late 1960s) there were lots of guys with long hair, it just wasn't styled.

                            A group of local rednecks came by campus one day and started taunting my judo instructor, calling him a "long haired hippy." However, he was bald. (No violence ensued.)
                            "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                            • #15
                              Ah, I remember my first fast food job. I was 16. Worst freaking job of my life.
                              "I am nothing if not an equal opportunity asshole." -Gravekeeper

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