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Working at Mcdonalds is a good way to start off your career at a young age.
But as a fast food place... it is also a good way to say "Please kill me."
Right. Let the sucky suck begin.
Icey: Thats me. I need a hug.
PA: Party Animal. This guy spent all night drinking
PAF: Party animal has friends?
GM: Grrr Man. He very angry.
GC: Good customer. Wait what?
WH: Hates water of any type
Sorry mate... But I'm out of your league
I was sent out to clean the carpark early in the morning. I hate morning. They are cold. Anyway, I was out there, cleaning up beer cans and bottles and rubbish. Since it was early morning, we didn't have many people around. Suddendly a car roars into the drive thru, filled with loud SC.
Icey: (thinks to self) Whoever is on drive thru, I am sorry for you...
Anyway, they get their food, begin to drive out and they see me. Now, I have long hair, REALLY long hair. Health code requires me to wear it in a hairnet or ponytail, I picked Latter.
PA: Hey... is.. is that a chick?
Icey:
PAF: Hey! Hey you! Babe!
PA: Hey! I wanna *&%# you! I &^%# you!
PAF: Yeah! Wanna *%&^?
At this point, I turn around so they can see my face... and my goatee. They shut right up and drive away as fast as they can.
No... come back mate... Don't you wanna give me a goodbye kiss?
No? Awww... 
OMG!? You have to WAIT!?
Different day, different time. Its around 5pmish, so there aren't many staff on. A dude comes in and waits in line with 3 others. Not 5 minutes pass and he is already pissed.
GM: Oh for *&%^'s sake! Whats taking so long!?
Note: There is only 3 cooks, 1 cashier and 1 cleaner on duty atm with a small line.
GM: This is ridiculous!
Icey: (thinks) So are your manners...
GC: Hey, leave them alone. They are doing the best they can.
GM: HMPH! *storms out*
asshole....
AIIIIIE! Water! Kill it! With fire!
As cleaner, I clean. (duh...). Floors, tables, walls, bins, counters. One of my most important jobs is making sure all the tables are clean so that customers have a place to eat.
To this end, I use a clean cloth and water with safe chemicals in it to clean the tables. Now, I just finish wiping up several tables when a woman approaches with her meal.
WH: Urgh. This table is all wet.
I look at the table. It is shining clean, not 'wet'. I wipe it again anyway.
WH: Still to wet. Bleh.
She then leaves to go look for a... 'dry' table. Now, the only tables that are 'dry' are covered in rubbish from meals and sauce. She spots a filthy table and heads towards it.
I'm quicker though. I get there before her and clean the table. She glares at me and with a huff takes a spot at the clean "wet" table.
Yes! I am a master villian! My master plan is to make sure that all the tables that customers sit at are clean and tidy and... "wet". Soon, I will take over the world with an army of (slightly damp) cleaners! You'll never live in filth again! Mwahahahahahaha!
And thats what I can remember for now.
Icey out.
But as a fast food place... it is also a good way to say "Please kill me."
Right. Let the sucky suck begin.
Icey: Thats me. I need a hug.
PA: Party Animal. This guy spent all night drinking
PAF: Party animal has friends?
GM: Grrr Man. He very angry.
GC: Good customer. Wait what?
WH: Hates water of any type
Sorry mate... But I'm out of your league
I was sent out to clean the carpark early in the morning. I hate morning. They are cold. Anyway, I was out there, cleaning up beer cans and bottles and rubbish. Since it was early morning, we didn't have many people around. Suddendly a car roars into the drive thru, filled with loud SC.
Icey: (thinks to self) Whoever is on drive thru, I am sorry for you...
Anyway, they get their food, begin to drive out and they see me. Now, I have long hair, REALLY long hair. Health code requires me to wear it in a hairnet or ponytail, I picked Latter.
PA: Hey... is.. is that a chick?
Icey:
PAF: Hey! Hey you! Babe!
PA: Hey! I wanna *&%# you! I &^%# you!
PAF: Yeah! Wanna *%&^?
At this point, I turn around so they can see my face... and my goatee. They shut right up and drive away as fast as they can.
No... come back mate... Don't you wanna give me a goodbye kiss?
No? Awww... OMG!? You have to WAIT!?
Different day, different time. Its around 5pmish, so there aren't many staff on. A dude comes in and waits in line with 3 others. Not 5 minutes pass and he is already pissed.
GM: Oh for *&%^'s sake! Whats taking so long!?
Note: There is only 3 cooks, 1 cashier and 1 cleaner on duty atm with a small line.
GM: This is ridiculous!
Icey: (thinks) So are your manners...
GC: Hey, leave them alone. They are doing the best they can.
GM: HMPH! *storms out*
asshole....AIIIIIE! Water! Kill it! With fire!
As cleaner, I clean. (duh...). Floors, tables, walls, bins, counters. One of my most important jobs is making sure all the tables are clean so that customers have a place to eat.
To this end, I use a clean cloth and water with safe chemicals in it to clean the tables. Now, I just finish wiping up several tables when a woman approaches with her meal.
WH: Urgh. This table is all wet.
I look at the table. It is shining clean, not 'wet'. I wipe it again anyway.
WH: Still to wet. Bleh.
She then leaves to go look for a... 'dry' table. Now, the only tables that are 'dry' are covered in rubbish from meals and sauce. She spots a filthy table and heads towards it.
I'm quicker though. I get there before her and clean the table. She glares at me and with a huff takes a spot at the clean "wet" table.
Yes! I am a master villian! My master plan is to make sure that all the tables that customers sit at are clean and tidy and... "wet". Soon, I will take over the world with an army of (slightly damp) cleaners! You'll never live in filth again! Mwahahahahahaha!
And thats what I can remember for now.
Icey out.
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