Next time I will ask how's it hanging...

[zzapp the witch]

Don't feel too bad about it hon, the first customer that made me cry was a gal whom I'd wished a good day to after cashing her out. She grabbed her bag and started walking away, then CAME BACK to hiss at me, "Quit being so f*cking happy!"

I stood there in utter shock. The little old lady that was next in line patted my hand and smiled at me and said, "Its ok dear, don't let her get to you, she's just being a BITCH!" With "bitch" being said at a lean around the end of the till with a yell at the woman.

Which just proves that there are just as many SCs as wonderful customers.

[SuperB]

He was also buying a bible.

Hope it helped him.

[GayleShy]

What does he do after church? Run and hide in his office so no parishioners can dare ask how he is?

Prays over their souls and looks for Bible verses that say "thou shalt not ask about one another day."

[BookstoreEscapee]

'DON'T ASK ME THAT!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T RESPOND WELL TO QUESTIONS LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!'

Well, obviously not...

What does he do after church? Run and hide in his office so no parishioners can dare ask how he is?

[Blueberry]

Wow according to this guy I am the rudest person alive, how dare I work in such an industry where my innate evilness spills over to harm innocent victims as I dine on kittens and puppies.
Well he didn't say that but he sure implied it.
What did I do??
I asked him how he was today.
He came up clutching a book to the cash desk and I am quite a cheerful person.
I cheerfully ask him 'How are you today?'
And thus I was found out as an AntiChrist.
'DON'T ASK ME THAT!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T RESPOND WELL TO QUESTIONS LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!'
I was so shocked I barely listened to him after that.
Apparently, according to my co-cashier. he went on about how it was RUDE for me to say that, that it was NOT polite to ask people questions like that, and how he JUST DIDN'T RESPOND WELL.
I plopped his book on the counter almost pushing it on the floor.
He snatches it and his coat falls open slightly...to reveal a priest's collar.
He was also buying a bible.