I. Am. A. Horrible. Person.

[fma_fanatic]

I love the ones that tell me they're going to send the police to arrest me because I won't transfer them to the person they want or won't give them his cell phone number (he doesn't have an extension anymore since he works in the field, and he has said not to give out his cell phone number).

I think the last time they called, I offered to give them directions to the office.

[BeenThereDoneThat]

As an aside to Jester...I know a little bit about that particular jewelry store...I would HIGHLY recommend you double check anything you get from that company ASAP and if it's at all suspicious report it immediately. If you'd like to know my reasons for this send me a PM...

Back to the topic at hand...seriously, some of the responses you've all posted to give to the collections callers are EPIC!! I needed the laugh today If anyone calls for one of my stepkids in the future (neither of whom live here anymore, they're in their 20s), I may have to use one of those...