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  • Wherein My Health is OBVIOUSLY not that Important (long, ranty, fun)

    So, since last night, I've been having some health issues. It's caused me chest pain, wheezing, fainting and vomiting (Don't worry, I'm okay. It's just the remnants of my bronchitis and asthma coupled with stress.)

    I thought I would be okay to go into work today, but I wasn't. I got even more sick than I was last night. I tried to get coverage for my studio (one always works alone in the studio), but to no avail. Unfortunately, I had to make the decision during my lunch that I HAD to go to the doctor. The wheezing was getting to the point where I was constantly light headed and it was a danger to me.

    Closing the studio early meant calling and rescheduling all appointments, which, honestly, I was in no shape to do, but I dragged my carcass, wheezing, clutching my chest and near fainting back into the studio. My 3 o' clock appointment was in the studio waiting.

    Me:
    SC: Bitch
    SCM: Sucky Customer's mom
    SCD: Suck Customer's dad
    CSM: The fantastic Customer Service manager in Wally world
    AM: The assistant manager of Walmart

    Me (to the SCM and SCD and wheezing): I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to reschedule your appointment. I'm having a major medical issue and I need to go to the hospital.

    SCM: Well, can't you find someone to take the pictures?

    Me: I've tried, but five other studios had call outs and I have to go. I can absolutely reschedule your appointment.

    SCM and SCD start complaining (which I totally understand to a point). Then, SC comes in. The mom and dad tell her that I can't do the pictures today and she FLIPS HER SHIT.

    SC: You need to find someone RIGHT NOW! I'm NOT leaving until you find someone. I drove over forty minutes to get my daughter's pictures taken, so you get someone here now.

    Me: I'm sorry, but I tried earlier. There is no one who can come. I'm extremely sick and I need to go to the hospital.

    SC runs off screaming and pitching a fit. Then, a couple of the Walmart employees see me pale, shaking and still not able to breathe. They sit me down, give me water and try to get me to relax.

    SC comes back still fuming.

    SC: You will get the woman with the accent. She always takes my daughter's pictures. Get her here.

    (That particular manager is on vacation which is why I'm in her studio).

    Me: Ma'am, there is no one to come in here. (I try to stand up to reason with her, then I pass out onto the chair.)

    CSM comes onto the scene to take care of what's going on. That's not her job, which makes her even more amazing. She calls for the AM, because I'm about this close to losing it.

    AM explains how we lease space and they have no pull with us and trying to calm the crazy lady down. While the SC continues to rant and rave how she's being inconvenienced by me and wants FREEFREEFREE!!!!!!!!eleventy!1!111!

    I wound up just putting her on the phone with my DM, so I could get them all out. I rescheduled her damn appointment and had to call my mom, so I could avoid a $1,000 ambulance ride.

    At the end of it all, she says to the sweet CSM.

    SC: You understand what it's like with kids. Ya know?


    (I finally got to the doctor and medicated to control the ick.)

  • #2
    After SC started bitching, I would've call 911, the Hell with explaining to them over and over that you're very sick.
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    • #3
      Most places will forgo the ambo fee if you can't pay, it's just chargd to get a few $ from the insurance company if you have insurance, for future reference. May be worth a call to your fire & ambo services to find out for the future.

      Glad you are doing better.
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      • #4
        What a fucking douchecunt.

        I'm glad you're feeling better.
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        • #5
          Quoth Eisa View Post
          What a fucking douchecunt.

          I'm glad you're feeling better.
          That...right there...douchecunt...I like it and it fits.
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          • #6
            Ask SC for her insurance info for preventing you from seeking medical care. Maybe she'd like to pay for the ambulance.
            A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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            • #7
              Step 1: Call 9-1-1
              Step 2: Tell SC to GTFO.

              How in the hell can anyone be THAT selfish? There you are wheezing and passing out and all she cares about are her stupid photos?? She needs that camera shoved somewhere, sideways.
              When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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              • #8
                i agree...but feel bad for the camera )

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                • #9
                  If I had been the customer I would've been calling 911 for you. But then again, I'm human.
                  "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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                  • #10
                    I commend you. I'd have shoved the camer so far up she'd flash when she burped.

                    After the "You understand what it's like with kids. Ya know?" I'd have wedged it further in, with a second one.

                    Glad to hear your ok. And yay for the awesome store manager!!
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                    • #11
                      Quoth ApolloSZ View Post
                      I commend you. I'd have shoved the camer so far up she'd flash when she burped.
                      I think my neighbors two floors below me heard me burst out laughing.

                      I've heard these kinds of stories before where extraordinary circumstances such as a medical emergency disrupting certain obligations with the idiot customer not understanding. The only time I was in a situation where I had to abruptly leave my post was when I got a very sudden and uncontrollable nosebleed in the middle of someone's purchases. The customer was very understanding and when I saw her again some weeks later, she asked me if I was ok.

                      Certainly that type of customer is the norm? Right? The majority of customers would understand?
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                      • #12
                        You would think the customers would understand, wouldn't you? Shit happens to everyone. Sudden illnesses can happen to anyone. And most people would understand. But it's always the ones who don't or won't understand that you happen to be dealing with at the time.

                        The old 90/10 ratio. In any group or subgroup, 90% of people are decent human beings. The other 10% are bullies, crooks, and general assholes. And they're the ones everyone remembers, as well as being the reason for websites like this.
                        I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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                        • #13
                          What a raving C U Next Tuesday! I'm glad that CSM stepped in for you!
                          I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
                          Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
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                          • #14
                            Quoth telecom_goddess View Post
                            That...right there...douchecunt...I like it and it fits.
                            I somehow read it as "Douchedonut"

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Food Lady View Post
                              If I had been the customer I would've been calling 911 for you. But then again, I'm human.
                              QFT.

                              They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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