A How-To Guide for SC's

[BiscuitMunroe]

haven`t posted in forever but...

How to fail at post office

1) Rush in at 5:01 when it closes at five
2) have the post office guy tell you you`ll have to come back tomorrow he`s already shut down
3) cry

How to fail at listening

1) i ask you if you wish to purchase a plastic bag for $0.05
2) you say no
3) I finish the transaction
4) you say snottily `don`t I get a bag?"

no, no you don't.

[Syriilord]

1) i ask you if you wish to purchase a plastic bag for $0.05
2) you say no
3) I finish the transaction
4) you say snottily `don`t I get a bag?"

no, no you don't.

I once had a guy (probably a foreign tourist) storm out of my store leaving behind around E200 worth of groceries because carrier bags were E0.22 each. (This is a mandatory recycling charge which by law we must charge)