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I'm glad the sc didn't say, "you are on your period? don't touch my food! It will make the meat spoil and maggots will form!" For some reason I think someone in my family believed that. Or maybe I remember that from Bad Girls of Medieval Times.
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My one guy friend claims he can tell when a woman is on her period because he can allegedly pick up the scent like a bloodhound (no pun intended). He and I are pretty close and his sense has yet to be wrong around me. I bet that'd make for an interesting customer experience.
It amazes me how grossed out some people (mostly guys) get when a woman mentions her period. Guys will sit and try to out-gross each other with tales of farts and shat drawers and mucous...but a woman mentions her Aunt Flo and the guys get all queasy. It's kinda funny.Comment
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Pretty much, yeah. I won't deny it (tho I draw the line at snot. Ewwwwww).Quoth ShadowBall View Post
As for your friend, are you sure he isn't just counting the days/weeks instead of his, er, enhanced senses? ~_~"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
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I am easily grossed out, but surprisingly 'aunt-flo' doesn't bother me when mentioned.Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.Comment
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Of course, all those SC cars shunted aside would take up valuable space in the parking lot - unless the crane was paired with another piece of salvage yard equipment. SC gets abusive, crane picks up car, moves it off to the side, and drops it in the crusher.Quoth emax4 View PostYou know what would be awesome? If your store had one of those huge salvage yard magnets right above the sign to order. Someone gets too slap-happy or abusive, just turn it on, car gets picked up, and the crane arm moves it out of the way to the side so the next customer can pull up.
SC: "HEY WHATTHEHELL? I WAS JUST KIDDIN'! PUT MY CAR DOWN"
You"...mmbuh bye!"Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.Comment
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they get more disturbed if you use the clinical term, for some reason the phrase "I'm menstruating" is like mace....Quoth Aethian View PostHonestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazesComment
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It's for reasons such as the above that I use the term mensuration as often as I can. Regrettably it's one I don't get to use much.
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