Perverted SC's and Wack Jobs (SOOOOOOO NSFW)

[RetailWorkhorse]

Makes you wish you could put up a sign in front of your establishment:

ATTENTION PATRONS
You must have
THIS MUCH CLASS--->
before entering
this establishment.
All creeps, pervs,
imbeciles and
general assholes
are cordially invited
to eat at home.
Thank you,
The Management

*Copies this to use in the Tavern*
Dear Dog, YES.

Also, GROSS!

*Shuddery icky dance a la Calvin and Hobbes*

[HotelMinion]

*thanks the Gods of Employment that I don't work at a drive thru for the 1000000000000000000000th time*
Seriously, I've seen some nasty stuff at my Hellton, but but your stories take mine and makes them beg for mercy. Ugh.

[teh_blumchenkinder]

o___o y'know, when they talk about a girl being 'loose' and 'I'm not that tight any more'...
I don't think that's what they're talking about.
Ziplock up za cooch? UN-comfy. Good Grief./still in shock

I liked the "barely a handful" comeback!

[Nemesis44UK]

Hi all, long time lurker, first time poster.

That is the grossest thing I think I have ever heard.

[fireheart]

*Shuddery icky dance a la Calvin and Hobbes*

Is that anything like the Dorky pony white boy dance?

Also, the sign suggested is up in most bars and taverns around Australia in a more polite form.

[PepperElf]

Well, I washed it with soap and water (it was only a $10) and dried it with the hand dryer in the restroom. It was actually fairly clean (probably because of the ziploc barrier) and only had one wet smear from her thumb. Still enough to make me gag. I have no interest in seeing any woman's vaginal excretions on a bill

and to be honest, if she's storing money in her pussy, that wet ziplock may have more than just her DNA on it. (and maybe more than his too...)

[RetailWorkhorse]

Is that anything like the Dorky pony white boy dance?

Also, the sign suggested is up in most bars and taverns around Australia in a more polite form.

Thinking back on it, yes, yes it is. Only more prance-y. So as not to touch the ground.

I won't even be POLITE about it. Also gonna have a sign about smelly kiddie diapers but I'll leave that one stuck in computer-land for a while, as I haven't figured out how to word it yet.

[XCashier]

Also, the sign suggested is up in most bars and taverns around Australia in a more polite form.

Got a pic? (And I thought I was being polite...! )

[Clover]

Too Much Information....

This chick needs to be straight-up slapped.

Way to fail...

Hah, at least your genius wasn't entirely wasted, right?

That did NOT just happen!!!

Okay. That is just wrong. I would have flat out refused to take that money and tell her she can take her crotchcash elsewhere. That is disgusting, unsanitary, and a good way to get unfathomably horrible diseases. I hope you bleached your entire body and not just your brain after having contact with that.

GTFO

Personally, I'd tell him that no, I don't believe him. I think he's with THE CONSPIRACY, and his alien overlords will not fool me! VIVA LA RESISTANCE!!!

Is it any wonder I'm known for being 'the weird one' at the places I've worked?

[Geek King]

Personally, I'd tell him that no, I don't believe him. I think he's with THE CONSPIRACY, and his alien overlords will not fool me! VIVA LA RESISTANCE!!!

Is it any wonder I'm known for being 'the weird one' at the places I've worked?

Hell, I'm a card-carrying member of the Gnomes of Zurich.

Steve Jackson Games had them as free swag for the re-launch of the Illuminati game one year. Its got my name on it and everything.

[telecom_goddess]

OH MY HELL!!!

now.. I don't feel well after reading that.

Ditto...

That is all . . .

ditto again....

I really think for certain scenarios we should upgrade from brain bleach to muratic acid...much more suitable in times like this

and to be honest, if she's storing money in her pussy, that wet ziplock may have more than just her DNA on it. (and maybe more than his too...)

and that just grossed me out further.....

[CaroPhoenix]

Talking about D&D and bras/cleavage of holding, one of Mr. Rum's Eberron home campaigns had 5 guys playing. One of them was playing a female character. She had a crotch of holding. Though come to think of it, I don't think they ever statted that out.

[fireheart]

I expect to see her go for a purse or a wallet, but instead I see her spread her knees apart and shove her hand up her skirt!!! She sat there digging her hands up her skirt until she pulls out a messy looking plastic ziploc which she gets money out of. She then wipes her hand, zips the bag and proceeds to shove it back up her crotch. I dry heaved and took the money with gloved hands....

I wound up relaying this section to some friends last night and as it turned out, some of the folk in the Indigenous communities in Australia do just that. However, there is a valid reason for this: those who have husbands who are drunk or high on petrol want to ensure that their husband can't get the money for booze, so that's the only place they can really hide it....

[EricKei]

She had a crotch of holding. Though come to think of it, I don't think they ever statted that out.

That's probably for the best...