The Yap yap woman is someone who brings a friend and yaps with them, ignoring you. Not to be confused with the cell phone addicts. This is an actual person.
Me: Sighhhhhhhh!!!!
YYW: Yap yap woman, SC
Sobby friend: YYW's friend
YYW: Hello! Checking out please!
Me: Kay. Hmm looks like you're room's already been paid for so you're all set! Have a nice day!
YYW (to Sobby friend) OMG, I don't know when I'm gonna see you again!
Sobby friend: I know! OMG! I promise we have to do this again!
(they hug lovingly)
Me: (a little louder) I SAID, YOUR ROOMS ALREADY BEEN PAID FOR SO HAVE A NICE DAY!! BYE!!!
YYW: (eyes me w/a deer in the headlights look) O_o
Sobby friend: (to YYW): I swear, we have to keep in touch! I know I will!
YYW: Okay! Sniff! Sob!
(they hug again)
Me: (gives up and noms on my breakfast) ^_^
(Fifteen minutes later, with my still nomming on my food..)
YYW: So did you hear about...
Sobby friend: Noooooooo, what did he say?!?!
(Keep in mind these are sixty year old women, yapping like teenagers in front of me. Twenty minutes later...)
Me: (munch munch slurp)
YYW: (in mid-yap, to me)...is there a problem?
Me: Scuse me?
YYW: You're just eating your breakfast in front of us!
Me: Yeah. Like I sad, you're free to leave!
YYW: ....(shocked face) O_O
Sobby friend: (to YYW) Yeah...said that a few minutes ago. So c'mon.
YYW: Wait!! Don't I get a receipt????
Me: No, the room's already been paid for....ah, whatever. (prints out a receipt, even though it's blank)
I wanted to get her out of my face, so I gave her one, even though I'm not supposed to (only the person who's paying for it gets the receipt, not the person's who's staying there, unless they've trashed up the room or ordered a movie, which she didn't).
YYW: (to sobby friend, as they leave) My god! And we were in a hurry, and all! Our hubbys are waiting for us downstairs! Hurry!
And, this reminds of a story long ago, sorry if I posted it already
(Romeo and Juliet walk up.)
Me: Hello can I help you.
Juliet: OMG, Brian, you are such *#$%&*$&%!!!
Me: O_o
Romeo: What? I only danced with her twice! it meant nothing!
Juliet: you're such a @$*%(%&@ pig!!
Romeo: Am not!!! >:O
(a line form behind them, they ignore it & begin to squabble)
Me: Um, can I help you. If not could you please move, there are others behind you waiting to be--
Romeo & Juliet: ( cue super mondously gigundo mega glare if looks could kill, i'd be writing from the afterlife, kind of like this but with 10x the firepower)
Me: O_O (shuts up)
So I had to wait until they've finished their lover's spat. the two starcrossed lovers. I listened as Juliet couldn't make up her mind about staying here with him cuz he was flirting with another girl at some dance. Keep in mind they were in their twenties. Meanwhile the line grew and when they finally left (no they didn't check in after all, Juliet decided to stay with her mom) I had to endure the evil eyes of the patrons waiting for up to 20 min. Heck I'd be pissed too.
Me: Sighhhhhhhh!!!!
YYW: Yap yap woman, SC
Sobby friend: YYW's friend
YYW: Hello! Checking out please!
Me: Kay. Hmm looks like you're room's already been paid for so you're all set! Have a nice day!
YYW (to Sobby friend) OMG, I don't know when I'm gonna see you again!
Sobby friend: I know! OMG! I promise we have to do this again!
(they hug lovingly)
Me: (a little louder) I SAID, YOUR ROOMS ALREADY BEEN PAID FOR SO HAVE A NICE DAY!! BYE!!!
YYW: (eyes me w/a deer in the headlights look) O_o
Sobby friend: (to YYW): I swear, we have to keep in touch! I know I will!
YYW: Okay! Sniff! Sob!
(they hug again)
Me: (gives up and noms on my breakfast) ^_^
(Fifteen minutes later, with my still nomming on my food..)
YYW: So did you hear about...
Sobby friend: Noooooooo, what did he say?!?!
(Keep in mind these are sixty year old women, yapping like teenagers in front of me. Twenty minutes later...)
Me: (munch munch slurp)
YYW: (in mid-yap, to me)...is there a problem?
Me: Scuse me?
YYW: You're just eating your breakfast in front of us!
Me: Yeah. Like I sad, you're free to leave!
YYW: ....(shocked face) O_O
Sobby friend: (to YYW) Yeah...said that a few minutes ago. So c'mon.
YYW: Wait!! Don't I get a receipt????
Me: No, the room's already been paid for....ah, whatever. (prints out a receipt, even though it's blank)
I wanted to get her out of my face, so I gave her one, even though I'm not supposed to (only the person who's paying for it gets the receipt, not the person's who's staying there, unless they've trashed up the room or ordered a movie, which she didn't).
YYW: (to sobby friend, as they leave) My god! And we were in a hurry, and all! Our hubbys are waiting for us downstairs! Hurry!
And, this reminds of a story long ago, sorry if I posted it already
(Romeo and Juliet walk up.)
Me: Hello can I help you.
Juliet: OMG, Brian, you are such *#$%&*$&%!!!
Me: O_o
Romeo: What? I only danced with her twice! it meant nothing!
Juliet: you're such a @$*%(%&@ pig!!
Romeo: Am not!!! >:O
(a line form behind them, they ignore it & begin to squabble)
Me: Um, can I help you. If not could you please move, there are others behind you waiting to be--
Romeo & Juliet: ( cue super mondously gigundo mega glare if looks could kill, i'd be writing from the afterlife, kind of like this but with 10x the firepower)
Me: O_O (shuts up)
So I had to wait until they've finished their lover's spat. the two starcrossed lovers. I listened as Juliet couldn't make up her mind about staying here with him cuz he was flirting with another girl at some dance. Keep in mind they were in their twenties. Meanwhile the line grew and when they finally left (no they didn't check in after all, Juliet decided to stay with her mom) I had to endure the evil eyes of the patrons waiting for up to 20 min. Heck I'd be pissed too.
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