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  • #16
    Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
    As awesome as your original response was, you should've just deadpanned that to the flasher when she whipped out her shortcomings.

    In my book, that would've been just even more awesome.
    Oh, I don't know, I think the original response (raising the price) was more than awesome enough. What was her reaction to that?

    Do you work at a movie theater? I was just wondering, the price of the soda seemed a little high.
    I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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    • #17
      Quoth XCashier View Post
      What was her reaction to that?
      Probably walking off in a huff of "Well I never"'s
      Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho Marx

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      • #18
        Quoth Syriilord View Post
        "Well I never"
        Every time I see/hear that phrase, the first thing I think of is "Well, maybe you should"...
        "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
        "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
        "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
        "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
        "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
        "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
        Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
        "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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        • #19
          Quoth FiddleFaddle View Post
          "...Miss the Register doesn't take fun bags"
          "I'm sorry, ma'am, the payment buttons are "CASH", "CREDIT CARD", "CC NO SIGN", and "EMPLOYEE MEAL". I don't see one for "BREASTS"."
          Quoth XCashier View Post
          Oh, I don't know, I think the original response (raising the price) was more than awesome enough. What was her reaction to that?

          Do you work at a movie theater? I was just wondering, the price of the soda seemed a little high.
          She turned bright red and stomped away.
          I work at an amusement park, actually. Sucky customers that actually pay to get in.

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          • #20
            Wait...how in the HELL can you afford to do much of anything at an amusement park if you're broke? O_o

            I'm afraid I have to call Bullshit on your cursetomer now...She was just trying to get something for nothing special.
            "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
            "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
            "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
            "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
            "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
            "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
            Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
            "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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            • #21
              This brought back non-memories.

              I'll try to explain briefly and keep the thread-jacking to a minimum:

              Apparently, back in my drinking days, I flashed a bartender for a beer. I have no memory of this, but the sources who informed me the next day (to my complete and utter horror) were pretty reliable.


              Oh and yes, I apparently got the beer.

              Good thing my partying/flashing days are behind me. Nowadays if I tried that, they'd probably escort me out for scaring the other customers.
              "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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              • #22
                I've seen better.

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                • #23
                  Quoth foodservicesucks View Post
                  SC: I don't have any money... but I want a large Sprite.
                  Me: Uh, that's $4.25.
                  SC: But I don't have any money.
                  Me: Okay, well, I can't give it to you for free, so if you want it, it's $4.25.
                  SC: *lifts up her shirt and sticks her boobs in the window*
                  Me: Those are very nice, ma'am, but it's actually $5.25 now.

                  She then accused me of being a pervert and grabbing her boobs, which I would NOT do. Did I mention that pretty much everyone I work with knows I'm gay? Yeah, her accusations didn't hold up too long.

                  I love my job.
                  lol. Thats priceless.

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