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  • #16
    Quoth cinema guy View Post
    "That is because you are watching Dexter."
    YUP YUP! That's exactly what I thought about the "slicing up faces" lady.

    Also, those naked christian ladies are everywhere!
    The universe is mostly empty space, and so is your job. ~Dilbert

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    • #17
      Burkas for all!

      Quoth Phone Jockey View Post
      I got this call a few weeks ago:

      C: Oh my god…you have to help me! There is a naked lady on the christian music channel!
      Me: There is? I don’t see her on our TV.
      C: Oh yes, she keeps popping up every time I turn on that channel! There she is?
      Me: The lady on the mountain with her hands to the sky?
      C: Yes.
      Me: Sir, she’s wearing a button down shirt & jeans.
      C: Well I don’t see any clothes on her!
      Maybe he prefers to see women only in those bee keeper suits.

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      • #18
        Quoth PepperElf
        #1 sounds like they're nuts or they think pants on a woman is "naked" (think Doctor Who when Rose met the Queen of Scotland wearing jeans & a tshirt and they thought her a wee naked lassie)
        Off topic: I just watched that episode for the first time. And I remembered this and snickered every time they mentioned her 'nakedness'.

        Back on topic: I'm sorry. That's all I can say. And I don't think I'll ever be able to work in a call center. *shudders*
        Driver Picks the Music, Shotgun Shuts His Cakehole.
        Supernatural 9-13-05 to forever

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        • #19
          Some of PJ's customers are proof...that crack does NOT smoke itself
          Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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          • #20
            Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
            WTH was that dude smoking? Labrador?
            *snicker* Nice reference.

            Quoth mharbourgirl View Post
            Dude, chill. I'm pretty sure YOUR pants aren't PINK camo, so it's all good.
            .... Mine are, tho...

            ^-.-^
            Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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            • #21
              Quoth Frantic Freddie View Post
              Hey,I resemble that remark!

              Explains soooo much!

              <hides>
              By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.

              "What is unobtainium? To Seraph, it's a normal client. :P" -- Observant Friend

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              • #22
                Quoth Phone Jockey View Post
                C: Oh my god…you have to help me! There is a naked lady on the christian music channel!
                ....
                C: Well I don’t see any clothes on her!
                Phone Jockey: "Well then sir, I'm afraid there will be a surcharge on your bill this month for enjoying Premium Adult Programming."

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                • #23
                  Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                  WTH was that dude smoking? Labrador?
                  Or the bird droppings off the nice officer's car...
                  [/FatFreddie]
                  I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                  Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                  Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                  • #24
                    Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
                    .... Mine are, tho...

                    ^-.-^
                    You say that like I'm supposed to be surprised.

                    Me, on the other hand: the only pink item of clothing I own is a tshirt that is eye-wateringly hot pink. What can I say, I like intense, saturated colours. And that's the closest I'm EVER going to get to wearing pink.
                    What colour is the sky in your world and how high of a dosage do you need before it turns back to blue? --Gravekeeper

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