Oh, You Wouldn't Know Her, She's From Canada

[Jester]

It still seems somewhat unfair that Gravekeeper gets ALL the suffering though.

But he doesn't get all the suffering. If he did, this site wouldn't exist, and all of the stories we tell on here wouldn't happen.

Does he get a lot of it? Sure. But he's Canadian, so it's alright.

[dalesys]

...If it's karma, he must have been King Herod...

Cheryl Wheeler explains why we get those customers: Must of been Hitler or Satan.

And why we get each other: Gandhi or Buddha.

[Becks]

Absolutely! How soon can you be here?

Got there, realized I forgot my sunscreen, came home.

Or will you just meet me in Phoenix on Friday?

I'll try. I might even remember to grab my sunscreen.

And do your nursing duties include sponge baths?

Of course. What kind of nurse would I be if I didn't do sponge baths?

[Jester]

Got there, realized I forgot my sunscreen, came home.

I'll try. I might even remember to grab my sunscreen.

What, like they don't sell sunscreen in Key West or Phoenix?

Of course. What kind of nurse would I be if I didn't do sponge baths?

Woo hoo! Sign me up!

[Becks]

What, like they don't sell sunscreen in Key West or Phoenix?

Damn. You're on to me!

Woo hoo! Sign me up!

I need you to sign here, here and here. Initial here. Sign here. Initial here.

[dalesys]

I need you to sign here, here and here. Initial here. Sign here. Initial here.

Igor! We've got our volunteer!

[Jester]

I need you to sign here, here and here. Initial here. Sign here. Initial here.

Scribble, scribble, scribble, doodle, unintelligible scribble, random symbol.

[Gravekeeper]

But perhaps I shall change its name to Wilford Brimley now.

Call it "Diabeetus" and let them figure it out.

The scary thing is, I DATED one of them for several months. [shudder]

So have I. -.-

I hate to be the one to break this to you, but his name is Gravekeeper. Just saying.

Yes, I am not a truck.

Hell NO! So many people rely on his Monday posts to get through their own hellish weeks. Yes, that means GK has to suffer. But you must look at big picture: the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

But, but, I could put up my website then instead. >.>

And you didn't put that note on her account yourself....why?

Instruction would have to come from the client. I can't willfully ignore their clients unless they're being really abusive or something. If I ignored one of their tenants and something happened like a flood or fire, guess who gets sued.

Ignoring the fact that every single member had had at least twelve beers and eight shots, it was clear that the canopy had it out for our fearless leader, as it somehow swung one of its metal parts down and sliced his neck open.

Ok, at the very least nothing in my office has ever attempted to slit my throat or otherwise take my life. ><

[Jester]

Ok, at the very least nothing in my office has ever attempted to slit my throat or otherwise take my life. ><

To be fair, it sliced his neck open....NOT his throat. The throat is at the front of the neck, and that part of it being sliced would have been even more dangerous than it already was. No, he got sliced on the side of the neck, towards the front, near the carotid, but not at the carotid, and nowhere near the jugular. In other words, a few inches closer to the front, and we might be talking about my late coworker.

My back is still a bit stiff, but not nearly as bad as it was. Which is good, as I have to be on a plane tomorrow for six hours. Well, technically two planes, for two and four hours, but you get the idea.

[AccountingDrone]

But he doesn't get all the suffering. If he did, this site wouldn't exist, and all of the stories we tell on here wouldn't happen.

Does he get a lot of it? Sure. But he's Canadian, so it's alright.

Well, at least he will be polite about suffering for us

I had a mustang that hated my parents mechanic. Both times I sent it to him to get something done I couldn't manage to do myself it pinned him to the garage door I decided to find a different mechanic before Babycakes damaged him permanently.

[Jester]

Well, at least he will be polite about suffering for us.

Well, he IS Canadian.

[Becks]

Scribble, scribble, scribble, doodle, unintelligible scribble, random symbol.

That made me laugh, which isn't good at the moment what with the back spasms and all.

[Fandangoose]

We should make sure it’s just the Television Machine and not that the Juice Cords in your suite have stopped bringing them sparks and jolties.

[Talon]

But you must look at big picture: the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

Great, now I have a picture of his many CS fans pressed against a transparent aluminum chamber, watching in horror at an irradiated GK slumped over a call center cubicle. "Ship out of danger?" Only if we're not laughing our asses off

And I can't believe no-one caught this:

So on behalf of my entire company, I would just like to say: What?

( Seriously though: What? )

Wha-what?

Not to sound like a broken record tonight but: What?

Say "what" again! I dare you I double dare you!!

On second thought, not the greatest reference considering your WTF callers

[ShadowTiger]

"She-ra."

I know a few people named Shira, pronounced the same way, with the emphasis on the "she" ... Was there some other sort of pronunciation that we're not aware of? Or was that actually how it was spelled? Kinda like "Shakira" only... ... horribly horribly wrong.