Female Anatomy Lesson (some TMI!)

[Ironclad Alibi]

I am reminded of a book I got back in the mid 1980s titled The Bean Report. It didn't mention anything about the female anatomy. It was about the effects of eating beans.

[Geek King]

Do You like beans?
Do you like George Wendt?
Would you eat beans with George Wendt?
Would you go see George Wendt in a bean-eating movie?
While eating beans with George Wendt?

This thread has broken that episode for me for all time now.

[UncleImpy]

Well, it was a laundromat, right?

(wait for it)

Where else should this family be airing their dirty laundry?

[dalesys]

Anybody thinking of Beanie-Weenies?

[Zaiida]

Bean. I had baked beans for dinner so I guess I had an orgy of clitorises.

A bean. I guess that makes some sense. Think of the sizes, Butter or Broadbean or even Pea!, peas are beans right?. Oh great now I'm overthinking this.

*Looks down* No I will not. but I really want to dammit

Never got the 'Talk' from my folks but we had various anatomy and biology books floating around so I picked up fairly early on what was what and promptly shared it at my Catholic primary school. Fun note and call home that was.

[Moosenogger]

...I had an older woman (probably mid 40s) in my college psychology course who didn't understand why mixing semen from two men didn't result in them BOTH being the child's father.

The room got dead quiet after that question, I tell you what.

[Nayeli_Sabia]

I'm surprised no one here has called it The Scroll Button yet??

(cookies for reference)

Scroll Button! As explained by Jennie Breeden

I can has cookies please?

[Plague*Star]

This is a story to save for your grandchildren. "Hey kids, did I ever tell you about the Great Bean and Vulva war of 2011?"

I was thinking more along the lines of an animated film:
"It's the Great Bean and Vulva, Charlie Brown!"
Gynecological Advice, 5¢
P*S

[BlaqueKatt]

gives a strange meaning to this image...(which is also Erikai's avi)

[raw456]

I'm surprised no one here has called it The Scroll Button yet??

(cookies for reference)


I never got "the talk" when I was young. When I was 12 my mum left a packet of maxipads on my bed and a book entitled "so you're becoming a woman". I figured the rest out myself

[Captain Trips]

Sounds like sum mo' po' white trash.

[Sparky]

They picked up the Great Bean and Vulva Debate soon after.

This is a story to save for your grandchildren. "Hey kids, did I ever tell you about the Great Bean and Vulva war of 2011?"

[AriGriffin]

All I can remember from sex education was having to watch a video in which varrious comedians/celebrities from the late 80s and early 90s talked about safe sex and being told not to laugh.

Yeah, I only got to watch a couple of minutes of it before laughing at Sinbad dressed as a condom and getting sent to the Principal's office. (Time Out: The Truth About HIV, AIDS, and You- 1992 and yes, it is on Youtube. Urkel raps in it too.)

[Laund-o-rama Mama]

It's possible, that the more informed girl was sick of the uninformed girl's ignorance, willful or otherwise, and it all boiled to a head in public.

Sometimes public humiliation works wonders

I think this is true, from her tone of pure exasperation. The more informed girl was also older (in college, because I earlier heard her mention her "dorm laundry" to her mom).

I forgot to mention the best part. After arguing for a while, the older one says that they should keep their voices down because "that girl (me) can hear us". Her sister said nu-uh, she's listening to her iPod. (I have my iPod on when I start closing up, but always turn it off if customers walk in. But I still had the earbuds in and was up at the desk working on the deposit.)

They debated whether or not I was listening, and they both stared my way. Suppressing giggles, I said out loud and clear, "I can totally hear you."

They cracked up. But unfortunately, that didn't actually stop the argument from continuing. They picked up the Great Bean and Vulva Debate soon after.

[Nayeli_Sabia]

It's possible, that the more informed girl was sick of the uninformed girl's ignorance, willful or otherwise, and it all boiled to a head in public.

Sometimes public humiliation works wonders