Female Anatomy Lesson (some TMI!)

[Bright_Star]

I better tell my mom I now have a "Bean"...lol.

[42_42_42]

I have never, ever heard the clitorus referred to as a "bean."

[XCashier]

Oh-kaayyy...a wee bit TMI...time for a round of

[Laund-o-rama Mama]

Two girls, sisters, were arguing loudly in the laundromat the other night. Thank goodness no other customers were there!

Girl: Ugh, for the LAST TIME! It's not called a "bean"!
Sister: Yes it is! That's what it's called!
G: It's a CLITORIS!
S: Well what difference does it make?! Everyone calls it a bean, that's what it's called!
G: So if you went to a doctor, and he called it a "bean", you'd take him seriously?
S: Yeah, Whatever!
G: I would walk the fuck out! That doctor doesn't know shit, it's called a CLIT, and if he doesn't even know that then what the fuck's he doing being a doctor?
S: What, you think I'm stupid? That I don't know anything about vaginas? What do YOU know?
G: HELLO!? I'm GAY! A LESBIAN! I KNOW ABOUT VAGINAS.

Then, they started arguing about what the various labia were called.

Their brother was with them. So was their mother.

The girl who called it a bean looked about 15 and VERY pregnant.